Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift engaged!

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Anonymous wrote:Ok, My prediction. Matty Healy drops a album that is a smashing success - word is he has two albums in production - at the same time that Travis doesn't even make it to the playoffs. Travis retires. Taylor likes shiny things and Matty is newly shiny while Kelce is . . . not. Will this propel her where she really wants to be rather than where she thinks people want her to be? Maybe. She played our game and it sucked worse than her chaotic love with the edgelord.

Seriously, compare lyrics on TTPD and TLOAS. You don't marry fun vibes when they aren't fun anymore.

I suspect Taylor is still in love with Matty Healy and would drop Travis in a hot minute if Matty returns her calls. She jumped into the TK relationship a few weeks after being very publicly dumped by Matty in 2023, to heal her ego and spite him. But then continued to think and write about him.

Her problem is that while Matty is very much her type, she isn’t his. She is a bore and under too control by her PR team. So I wouldn’t count on him interrupting her wedding the way she is probably imagining it.

I agree she's not his type but neither is that vapid faux-goth model he keeps around. At least she's legit a model now, but she was a salad posting influencer when he started dating her, which he wrote a song dissing.

Anyway, I think he did reach out to Taylor post ttpd and she slammed door. Maybe earlier too. He might be bored of Taylor the PR controlled pop star, but he 100% loves her music and loves their musical conversations. Which is 1/2 his personality. Does he love her the person? Who knows. Travis doesn't even know her music after a year of dating her, loves the PR controlled pop star, and dgaf about Taylor the person, so she is better off with the guy who loves her music IMO.

Lucky had it right . . .

Not PP. Idk she kind of is his type. Biracial (Mexican/swiss) not super successful musician and a sexier type image. Gabbriette was in some band before modeling. Halsey and FKA twigs are the same. I don’t think Matty wants to be with someone Taylor’s level of success.

Agree about Travis.

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She probably wore that T thigh chain on her upper thigh at last year's Grammys to spite Matty Healy: “What if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind…" She’s petty & messy, and I love it. I suspect she is not over Matty. Travis just isn’t enough to make you forget someone you chased for years.
Off topic, but I am curious how exactly did Matty write those words up there...using his tongue...or something else.

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Anonymous wrote:She probably wore that T thigh chain on her upper thigh at last year's Grammys to spite Matty Healy: “What if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind…" She’s petty & messy, and I love it. I suspect she is not over Matty. Travis just isn’t enough to make you forget someone you chased for years.
Off topic, but I am curious how exactly did Matty write those words up there...using his tongue...or something else.

T is also for Truman Black, his internet handle. Messy indeed.

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Everyone says Travis will be okay because he has a podcast and is marrying a billionaire. Problem is, Travis has always needed a male disciplinarian. He will resent a female figure trying to control him once football is gone.

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Anonymous wrote:Everyone says Travis will be okay because he has a podcast and is marrying a billionaire. Problem is, Travis has always needed a male disciplinarian. He will resent a female figure trying to control him once football is gone.

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Travis has always sought attention for himself. He’s going to be resentful and jealous.

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She could’ve done way way better.

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They both seem like nice and relatively down to earth for as rich as they are. I hope they are happy.

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I still ship TS and MH.

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Anonymous wrote:I would think someone like Swift is really, really obsessed with family trees and hereditary intelligence — especially in light of her obsession with the Kennedy boy and English men. Is there one person in Kelce’s extended family tree with a college degree? And no, the degrees he and his brother were handed by the university of Cincinnati do not count. She must want dumb kids.

A degree doesn’t make someone smart but for the record, Travis’ mom has both a bachelor’s degree and a MBA.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

I don’t get why you would think Matty is intelligent or euro. He married a model who doesn’t seem very smart or interesting at all - so she literally seems to be mouth breathing every time I’ve seen her and she clearly has an eating disorder. She’s probably just obsessed with calories and is not very interesting - and all the pictures I see of him with Charli and his crowd of them being really rude at restaurants and making a huge mess for the wait stuff. Which maybe it was cool when you were a teen, but they all look 40 to me so….

Completely agree. I just laugh and shake my head at the poster who thinks Matty Healy et al are the "arty, intelligent Euro crowd". Yuck.

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They all look like they reek of cigarette smoke and haven’t showered in a week.

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No doubt all of that is true.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

He is fat (though so is her family, so they are similar that way too), dyslexic so can't even read, hairy and has apparent anger issues. Travis is literally the definition of a dumb jock.

You sound like you weren’t hugged enough or the jocks weren’t into ya but the bitterness is wild on your part.
He’s charismatic, funny and he does lots at children’s hospitals. I haven’t heard about any anger issues.

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I don’t care abt Taylor’s personal life or any of her bfs, I am just curious how skilled this Matty is in bed. Lyrics in songs abt him like Illicit Affairs, Ready For It, Question ?, Guilty As Sin etc. make it sound like he is very, very good. There’s also Halsey and her obsession with Matty when they were dating.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t care abt Taylor’s personal life or any of her bfs, I am just curious how skilled this Matty is in bed. Lyrics in songs abt him like Illicit Affairs, Ready For It, Question ?, Guilty As Sin etc. make it sound like he is very, very good. There’s also Halsey and her obsession with Matty when they were dating.

How do you know those are all about him?

Specifically curious about Ready For It.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

You have to be twelve. Greatest tight end of all time is either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk.

Also Travis is very plain with a bit of a double chin without his beard.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

You have to be twelve. Greatest tight end of all time is either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk.

Also Travis is very plain with a bit of a double chin without his beard.

Um, ok it’s arguable but he’s top 3 of all time. Impressive. He makes her happy so she’s good with all his chins. You’re the unhappy person.