Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift engaged!

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She could’ve done way way better.

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They both seem like nice and relatively down to earth for as rich as they are. I hope they are happy.

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I still ship TS and MH.

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Anonymous wrote:I would think someone like Swift is really, really obsessed with family trees and hereditary intelligence — especially in light of her obsession with the Kennedy boy and English men. Is there one person in Kelce’s extended family tree with a college degree? And no, the degrees he and his brother were handed by the university of Cincinnati do not count. She must want dumb kids.

A degree doesn’t make someone smart but for the record, Travis’ mom has both a bachelor’s degree and a MBA.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

I don’t get why you would think Matty is intelligent or euro. He married a model who doesn’t seem very smart or interesting at all - so she literally seems to be mouth breathing every time I’ve seen her and she clearly has an eating disorder. She’s probably just obsessed with calories and is not very interesting - and all the pictures I see of him with Charli and his crowd of them being really rude at restaurants and making a huge mess for the wait stuff. Which maybe it was cool when you were a teen, but they all look 40 to me so….

Completely agree. I just laugh and shake my head at the poster who thinks Matty Healy et al are the "arty, intelligent Euro crowd". Yuck.

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They all look like they reek of cigarette smoke and haven’t showered in a week.

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No doubt all of that is true.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

He is fat (though so is her family, so they are similar that way too), dyslexic so can't even read, hairy and has apparent anger issues. Travis is literally the definition of a dumb jock.

You sound like you weren’t hugged enough or the jocks weren’t into ya but the bitterness is wild on your part.
He’s charismatic, funny and he does lots at children’s hospitals. I haven’t heard about any anger issues.

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I don’t care abt Taylor’s personal life or any of her bfs, I am just curious how skilled this Matty is in bed. Lyrics in songs abt him like Illicit Affairs, Ready For It, Question ?, Guilty As Sin etc. make it sound like he is very, very good. There’s also Halsey and her obsession with Matty when they were dating.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t care abt Taylor’s personal life or any of her bfs, I am just curious how skilled this Matty is in bed. Lyrics in songs abt him like Illicit Affairs, Ready For It, Question ?, Guilty As Sin etc. make it sound like he is very, very good. There’s also Halsey and her obsession with Matty when they were dating.

How do you know those are all about him?

Specifically curious about Ready For It.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

You have to be twelve. Greatest tight end of all time is either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk.

Also Travis is very plain with a bit of a double chin without his beard.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

You have to be twelve. Greatest tight end of all time is either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk.

Also Travis is very plain with a bit of a double chin without his beard.

Um, ok it’s arguable but he’s top 3 of all time. Impressive. He makes her happy so she’s good with all his chins. You’re the unhappy person.

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

You have to be twelve. Greatest tight end of all time is either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk.

Also Travis is very plain with a bit of a double chin without his beard.

Um, ok it’s arguable but he’s top 3 of all time. Impressive. He makes her happy so she’s good with all his chins. You’re the unhappy person.

Unhappy because I have eyeballs and a familiarity with football?

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Anonymous wrote:These two are well suited for each other: both fame obsessed, uneducated... She somehow deluded herself that she is this intellectual who knows Aristotle and can run with the arty, intelligent Euro crowd, but Joe & Matty humbled her, and now she has to settle.

Oh, you poor thing. She’s definitely not settling by marrying the greatest tight end the NFL has ever seen and he’s very handsome as well

You have to be twelve. Greatest tight end of all time is either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk.

Also Travis is very plain with a bit of a double chin without his beard.

Um, ok it’s arguable but he’s top 3 of all time. Impressive. He makes her happy so she’s good with all his chins. You’re the unhappy person.

Unhappy because I have eyeballs and a familiarity with football?

Wrong again. It’s one of those things that will be argued to the end of time, meaning some people have Travis as the best but some might have Gronk or Gonzales. Sports doesn’t work that way with a clear winner in public sentiment.
Some people have Jordan as the greatest basketball player of all time, while I’ve heard others pick LeBron.
The point is that Travis has championships, way more than Gonzales and he’s done well for himself in other ventures.

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Anonymous wrote:Ok, My prediction. Matty Healy drops a album that is a smashing success - word is he has two albums in production - at the same time that Travis doesn't even make it to the playoffs. Travis retires. Taylor likes shiny things and Matty is newly shiny while Kelce is . . . not. Will this propel her where she really wants to be rather than where she thinks people want her to be? Maybe. She played our game and it sucked worse than her chaotic love with the edgelord.

Seriously, compare lyrics on TTPD and TLOAS. You don't marry fun vibes when they aren't fun anymore.

Matty does not want her. Hence why he is engaged to someone else.

Not so sure. He just said one of his albums will be called DOGS. She wrote Black Dog for him on TTPD and a black dog featured heavily in her Fortnite video and in his Part of the band video. Yesterday he was teaching some lucky kids at a college in Scotland how to craft a song and a kid videoed him stringing significant versuses and chords together from “I’m in love with you” “About You” and “Robbers”. All three songs he had dedicated to Taylor in the past. I love the 1975’s music and can’t wait for his double album answer to her double album. Still communicating through music. Matty is about to become more famous that ever. It’s going to eat at Taylor. This situation is messy and not over.

I think the Black Dog was about Joe.

The entire TTPD album was for Matty. She was privately done with Joe by 2022/Midnights and was already hooking up with or at least hanging out with Matty and his band then. “When the band asks, do you have a man? I can still say, “I don’t remember.” She sang Anti-Hero live for the first time at The 1975’s concert in London on Jan. 12. 2023 and only had eyes and cheeky smiles for Matty.
Was likely was over Joe by 2020 (or even earlier) since both Folklore & Evermore are full of pining for Healy: The 1, Cardigan, Mirrorball, This Is Me Trying, Illicit Affairs, Peace, Hoax, Willow, Gold Rush, Happiness, Ivy, Cowboy Like Me.
I think Joe was mostly PR the last 3+ years of the relationship. The media had labeled her a serial dater - “I go on too many dates, but I can’t make them stay”n- and so she had to date the same man for a while to fix her image.

DP. The bolded is simply not true. There were several songs on TTPD that were obviously for Joe. "So Long London, How Did it End," and probably others that I don't feel like delving into right now.

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Her future hubby is officially a washed up dumb jock. And his podcast engagement has fallen off a cliff.

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His level of fame and accolades since signing with CAA just before they began dating is fake. You would think he’s one of the best ever at his position. He’s not even the best in modern history on that particular team.