Ask me anything: I am a kept woman

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, the last thing I wanted was for my husband to rush home. If getting fat would have kept him off me, I would have sucked down bacon milkshakes all day long.

Tricks of the trade, hon. Every cashier knows that if they want to keep their line short they s-l-o-w down and scan each item in s-l-o-w motion or better, yet, turn on the help light and sit back and relax. Next thing you know, everyone pops into the other lines and you're coasting....

We all have ways of cutting our work down . If you want some tips, just start another thread,

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op, I am so sorry these folks have ruined your thread. I really miss you and wish you would come back. I'm really interested to know if you are feeling better. I'm concerned about you. Do you have plans for the weekend? What's your guy up to? Are you seeing your mom for Mother's day?

+1
OP, it was gorgeous today! What did you do?

+2 OP, please drop by for a minute, we miss you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, the last thing I wanted was for my husband to rush home. If getting fat would have kept him off me, I would have sucked down bacon milkshakes all day long.

Tricks of the trade, hon. Every cashier knows that if they want to keep their line short they s-l-o-w down and scan each item in s-l-o-w motion or better, yet, turn on the help light and sit back and relax. Next thing you know, everyone pops into the other lines and you're coasting....

We all have ways of cutting our work down . If you want some tips, just start another thread,

And they wonder why men stray!

[Anonymous]

Think you said you have a small savings account somewhere up thread. Why do you do it if you only get a little bit out of it financially? You are wasting your prime years to advance your career and make money and build your financial wealth, not to mention your youth, beauty and your prime reproduction years. If you are a kept woman, you need to think of this in financial terms and the payoff better be worth all the costs of opportunity you sacrifice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, the last thing I wanted was for my husband to rush home. If getting fat would have kept him off me, I would have sucked down bacon milkshakes all day long.

Tricks of the trade, hon. Every cashier knows that if they want to keep their line short they s-l-o-w down and scan each item in s-l-o-w motion or better, yet, turn on the help light and sit back and relax. Next thing you know, everyone pops into the other lines and you're coasting....

We all have ways of cutting our work down . If you want some tips, just start another thread,

And they wonder why men stray!

Actually, I wonder why they insisting on staying when a fed up woman has considerately provided every "excuse" in the book to leave. No sex. No hot meals. No apologies. And they still keep putting their key in the damn door!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, the last thing I wanted was for my husband to rush home. If getting fat would have kept him off me, I would have sucked down bacon milkshakes all day long.

Tricks of the trade, hon. Every cashier knows that if they want to keep their line short they s-l-o-w down and scan each item in s-l-o-w motion or better, yet, turn on the help light and sit back and relax. Next thing you know, everyone pops into the other lines and you're coasting....

We all have ways of cutting our work down . If you want some tips, just start another thread,

And they wonder why men stray!

Actually, I wonder why they insisting on staying when a fed up woman has considerately provided every "excuse" in the book to leave. No sex. No hot meals. No apologies. And they still keep putting their key in the damn door!

Work smarter not harder people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, the last thing I wanted was for my husband to rush home. If getting fat would have kept him off me, I would have sucked down bacon milkshakes all day long.

Tricks of the trade, hon. Every cashier knows that if they want to keep their line short they s-l-o-w down and scan each item in s-l-o-w motion or better, yet, turn on the help light and sit back and relax. Next thing you know, everyone pops into the other lines and you're coasting....

We all have ways of cutting our work down . If you want some tips, just start another thread,

And they wonder why men stray!

Actually, I wonder why they insisting on staying when a fed up woman has considerately provided every "excuse" in the book to leave. No sex. No hot meals. No apologies. And they still keep putting their key in the damn door!

Start a new thread!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, the last thing I wanted was for my husband to rush home. If getting fat would have kept him off me, I would have sucked down bacon milkshakes all day long.

Tricks of the trade, hon. Every cashier knows that if they want to keep their line short they s-l-o-w down and scan each item in s-l-o-w motion or better, yet, turn on the help light and sit back and relax. Next thing you know, everyone pops into the other lines and you're coasting....

We all have ways of cutting our work down . If you want some tips, just start another thread,

And they wonder why men stray!

Actually, I wonder why they insisting on staying when a fed up woman has considerately provided every "excuse" in the book to leave. No sex. No hot meals. No apologies. And they still keep putting their key in the damn door!

Just force of habit, I guess. If one gets all the action one wants elsewhere, what is there to lose? Probably cheaper than a divorce as well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op, I am so sorry these folks have ruined your thread. I really miss you and wish you would come back. I'm really interested to know if you are feeling better. I'm concerned about you. Do you have plans for the weekend? What's your guy up to? Are you seeing your mom for Mother's day?

Lol thanks for the concern - I'm fine. Yes, there are lots of plans for the weekend. He is taking his kids to his parents' house for the weekend. No, I'm not flying home for mother's day.

[Anonymous]

Holy fuck. I only read the OP and now 72 pages.

This Ho really made y'all feel super insecure and I don't even need to read any details to figure that one out.

You all embarrass yourselves.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op, I am so sorry these folks have ruined your thread. I really miss you and wish you would come back. I'm really interested to know if you are feeling better. I'm concerned about you. Do you have plans for the weekend? What's your guy up to? Are you seeing your mom for Mother's day?

Lol thanks for the concern - I'm fine. Yes, there are lots of plans for the weekend. He is taking his kids to his parents' house for the weekend. No, I'm not flying home for mother's day.

!!!!Yay!! Op you came back. I think your AMA thread has been one of the most interesting ones I have ever read. It appears to have touched a nerve for many in this area. Which I find really odd, not because you aren't interesting, I just would have thought with this being D.C., more folks would not be so taken aback by your relationship. I am also surprised that folks focused so much on the sexual aspect of your relationship. I had a question for you several pages ago. Someone said that this relationship worked for you because you maybe had never in love or had never been "the one" or something like that. Do you mind answering that? Here it is again--> Have you "experienced young, blissful, sincere and exclusive love with another single and available person"? Have you ever been "the one" for anyone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op, I am so sorry these folks have ruined your thread. I really miss you and wish you would come back. I'm really interested to know if you are feeling better. I'm concerned about you. Do you have plans for the weekend? What's your guy up to? Are you seeing your mom for Mother's day?

Lol thanks for the concern - I'm fine. Yes, there are lots of plans for the weekend. He is taking his kids to his parents' house for the weekend. No, I'm not flying home for mother's day.

!!!!Yay!! Op you came back. I think your AMA thread has been one of the most interesting ones I have ever read. It appears to have touched a nerve for many in this area. Which I find really odd, not because you aren't interesting, I just would have thought with this being D.C., more folks would not be so taken aback by your relationship. I am also surprised that folks focused so much on the sexual aspect of your relationship. I had a question for you several pages ago. Someone said that this relationship worked for you because you maybe had never in love or had never been "the one" or something like that. Do you mind answering that? Here it is again--> Have you "experienced young, blissful, sincere and exclusive love with another single and available person"? Have you ever been "the one" for anyone?

Yes, twice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op, I am so sorry these folks have ruined your thread. I really miss you and wish you would come back. I'm really interested to know if you are feeling better. I'm concerned about you. Do you have plans for the weekend? What's your guy up to? Are you seeing your mom for Mother's day?

Lol thanks for the concern - I'm fine. Yes, there are lots of plans for the weekend. He is taking his kids to his parents' house for the weekend. No, I'm not flying home for mother's day.

Bad reminder of what you are doing to the mother of your boyfriend's children, no doubt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op, I am so sorry these folks have ruined your thread. I really miss you and wish you would come back. I'm really interested to know if you are feeling better. I'm concerned about you. Do you have plans for the weekend? What's your guy up to? Are you seeing your mom for Mother's day?

Lol thanks for the concern - I'm fine. Yes, there are lots of plans for the weekend. He is taking his kids to his parents' house for the weekend. No, I'm not flying home for mother's day.

!!!!Yay!! Op you came back. I think your AMA thread has been one of the most interesting ones I have ever read. It appears to have touched a nerve for many in this area. Which I find really odd, not because you aren't interesting, I just would have thought with this being D.C., more folks would not be so taken aback by your relationship. I am also surprised that folks focused so much on the sexual aspect of your relationship. I had a question for you several pages ago. Someone said that this relationship worked for you because you maybe had never in love or had never been "the one" or something like that. Do you mind answering that? Here it is again--> Have you "experienced young, blissful, sincere and exclusive love with another single and available person"? Have you ever been "the one" for anyone?

Yes, twice.

Twice before you were 19? Or have you had meaningful, committed relationships since meeting your boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

Hi, OP. Happy Saturday!