The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I am truly surprised at how poorly dressed the women in the Trump family were considering they are literal billionaires and have access to the best of style and beauty for all of their lives.



The coat is actually quite pretty although the black/dark navy is not appropriate for a celebratory occasion. The hat is a disaster. Can you even wear a hat indoors at a formal event that is blocking people's view indoors? Probably a faux pas. The entire look is also intimidating and unapproachable. Is she deliberatly sending a message? She looks like Kim Jong Un.



My first thought when I saw Ivanka is that she was attempting a poor cosplay as a member of the British Royal Family. This is clearly a nod to Kate Middleton's impeccable royal dressing. The color is gorgeous and flatters her but the cut makes her look like a bobble head. The hat is unnecessary and unflattering. It looks very costume-y.

100%

and also the PP who said Melania's hat was to block Trump

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Anonymous wrote:Melania isn’t wearing any jewelry. Her dress/jacket with the stiff white blouse/collar and hat are very militaristic. She looks stark and severe.

What is her statement guys? Is this a cry for help?

I think she didn't want to make eye contact with anyone, whether in person at the event, or through a photo that is published for the world to see.

I’m telling you it was to keep her gross husband away. It worked. See how the hat blocks him. Here’s the awkward air kiss:

I would wear that hat every day if I were her!

[jsteele]

Folks, as others have said, let's leave kids out of the discussion. If there are any such posts, please report them and I will remove them.

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Anonymous wrote:Her hair looks like a wig to me in this pic and her plastic surgery also seems off.

https://x.com/ivankatrump/status/1881103544083788162

She doesn't look like herself in this pic. I think she went way too far with the procedures and dark eye makeup. Hot bod though. Thank you big pharma!

She looks like Jessica Simpson.

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Anonymous wrote:Was this intentional?

Lol

PP who found this photo, you win this thread. It can just end now.

This is nice, but I’m still ready to award the Hamburglar.

I posted it and will gladly accept it. 🏆 This thread is the most I could engage with today, and it has brought me joy.

Yeah, the Hamburglar is top notch.

I am so glad this thread is back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was this intentional?

That’s what I thought of too. Vanky does not have original ideas when it comes to fashion.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania isn’t wearing any jewelry. Her dress/jacket with the stiff white blouse/collar and hat are very militaristic. She looks stark and severe.

What is her statement guys? Is this a cry for help?

I don’t care.

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Anonymous wrote:Was this intentional?

Lol

Only one of them has a waist.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania isn’t wearing any jewelry. Her dress/jacket with the stiff white blouse/collar and hat are very militaristic. She looks stark and severe.

What is her statement guys? Is this a cry for help?

I think she didn't want to make eye contact with anyone, whether in person at the event, or through a photo that is published for the world to see.

I’m telling you it was to keep her gross husband away. It worked. See how the hat blocks him. Here’s the awkward air kiss:

His hair is so nasty and unfashionable. No wonder he wanted to be inside and avoid the breeze.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She had to notice! That green outfit is famous. It’s from when they were breaking up with the family I think. It wasn’t like a random charity royal visit or something.

I don’t think Vanky is breaking up with her family. She would never do that being a narcissist’s child.

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Might be my favorite of the day

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Might be my favorite of the day

Sorry don’t know why my photo won’t show - https://imgur.com/a/qpPSmif

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Anonymous wrote:Was this intentional?

She's done this before -- copied someone else's look. I'll go dig it up if nobody else remembers the exact one.

Pretty lame.

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Lol

Only one of them has a waist.

And only one of them has fake breasts.

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Anonymous wrote:If Ivanka and fam are channeling Eva Braun and 40s Germany, Melania and Baron are channeling Transylvania. He looks like a vampire and sitting next to Melania in the black and white with the hat, the effect is, uh, interesting.

lol

Omg.

Does Barron actually want to be a Count?
(somebody insert Count Dracula photo here so my humor can be appreciated in full please)