S/O of grocery store post - annoying things people do at the gym

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Anonymous wrote:Men who parade around naked in the locker room like a peacock. And also don’t cover up in the steam room.

Wait. I’m supposed to cover up in the steam room? Why?

Bc no one wants to see your one inch junk and hairy behind

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Anonymous wrote:Have sex in the locker rooms

This has become a problem at my gym. Creeps me out, but I'm afraid to say anything about it because I don't want to be accused of being a homophobe and end up getting banned from the gym. But its gross. I have zero desire to shower when I know that some guy is getting a BJ behind the shower curtain in the next shower stall.

Which gym is this? It’s not the Lifetime in Gaithersburg

I worked at the old Rio Sport & Health in Gaithersburg about ten years ago and this was an actual issue in the men's locker rooms.

Legend has it that if someone wants to get it on with you in the gym locker room, they’ll A) wear orange sneakers and B) tap their foot three times inside your stall. or even out by the machines. It is code for ‘meet me in the shower’. Or in the case of different genders, the tanning bed room or other secluded area.

I used to be a trainer when I was single. I can confirm the tanning room part. I’ve helped more than a couple SAHM’s work off some baby weight in the tanning room.

But that was 15 years ago. I can’t think of a club that even HAS a tanning bed now.

So you admit you slept with MARRIED women? You are disgusting.

Pffffft, they literally throw themselves at you when you’re a trainer!!! Yeah, they were married. And? Obviously hubby isn’t into them (or likewise) and nothing’s going on at home. Plus, they had a baby a year ago, and they feel like they need to prove something, that they’re still desirable or whatever. So yes, they come on to you. It happens. All. The. Time. I have no guilt. None. Zero. I was single, attractive, and I gave them what they were seeking, and had some fun myself. And got paid, although not quite for that. Call it a perk.

And no, IDGAF about their husbands. At the time, I was benching in the mid 400’s, had maybe 9% BMI, and looked like I was carved out of wood. Not the least bit scared of some dad-bod loser coming at me.

Here’s my advice to you: don’t like affairs? Don’t have one. And MYOB.

I call troll. There’s no such thing as a 9% BMI, and a trainer would know that.

Most really hardcore bodybuilders who understand carb-cycling are actually under 7% now. At least all the ones winning tournaments now, because no one over 10% has won a major tournament in years. Like ten years, or more. So even 15 years ago, 9% was nothing really special. Sounds like he was more of a horndog with natural talent than a dedicated bodybuilder.

That’s body fat percentage, which is completely different than BMI. BMI is a measurement of weight vs height and is a straight number, not a percentage. Plus, a BMI of 9 would mean you are dead.

A trainer would know this, so if someone is claiming they have a BMI of 9%, they aren’t and never were a trainer. Just a troll who wants to pretend he’s getting laid by MILFs.

I’ve seen some of the trainers - many of them are going after their female AND male clients

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Anonymous wrote:Have sex in the locker rooms

This has become a problem at my gym. Creeps me out, but I'm afraid to say anything about it because I don't want to be accused of being a homophobe and end up getting banned from the gym. But its gross. I have zero desire to shower when I know that some guy is getting a BJ behind the shower curtain in the next shower stall.

Which gym is this? It’s not the Lifetime in Gaithersburg

I worked at the old Rio Sport & Health in Gaithersburg about ten years ago and this was an actual issue in the men's locker rooms.

Legend has it that if someone wants to get it on with you in the gym locker room, they’ll A) wear orange sneakers and B) tap their foot three times inside your stall. or even out by the machines. It is code for ‘meet me in the shower’. Or in the case of different genders, the tanning bed room or other secluded area.

I used to be a trainer when I was single. I can confirm the tanning room part. I’ve helped more than a couple SAHM’s work off some baby weight in the tanning room.

But that was 15 years ago. I can’t think of a club that even HAS a tanning bed now.

So you admit you slept with MARRIED women? You are disgusting.

Pffffft, they literally throw themselves at you when you’re a trainer!!! Yeah, they were married. And? Obviously hubby isn’t into them (or likewise) and nothing’s going on at home. Plus, they had a baby a year ago, and they feel like they need to prove something, that they’re still desirable or whatever. So yes, they come on to you. It happens. All. The. Time. I have no guilt. None. Zero. I was single, attractive, and I gave them what they were seeking, and had some fun myself. And got paid, although not quite for that. Call it a perk.

And no, IDGAF about their husbands. At the time, I was benching in the mid 400’s, had maybe 9% BMI, and looked like I was carved out of wood. Not the least bit scared of some dad-bod loser coming at me.

Here’s my advice to you: don’t like affairs? Don’t have one. And MYOB.

I call troll. There’s no such thing as a 9% BMI, and a trainer would know that.

Most really hardcore bodybuilders who understand carb-cycling are actually under 7% now. At least all the ones winning tournaments now, because no one over 10% has won a major tournament in years. Like ten years, or more. So even 15 years ago, 9% was nothing really special. Sounds like he was more of a horndog with natural talent than a dedicated bodybuilder.

But you mean body fat, right, not BMI? That’s why the PP called troll

I don't know the minutiae, I've heard my husband's friends use both terms. They're all bodybuilder types.

The minutiae? These are totally different numbers. A BMI of 7 would be a 6 ft 52 lb male. Get it together before you comment, lady.

Sorry about your penis

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Anonymous wrote:Men who parade around naked in the locker room like a peacock. And also don’t cover up in the steam room.

Wait. I’m supposed to cover up in the steam room? Why?

Bc no one wants to see your one inch junk and hairy behind

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I Never believed this stuff actually happens, but today two men were caught hooking up in the showers at my gym today

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I don't understand what people who do this are trying to accomplish. This isn't hiking. It isn't really walking. Is it like the movie speed? You must hold on at all times or the machine will explode? Just because you see someone else doing it, does not make it good for you to do. This sh!t is an epidemic.

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[Anonymous]

Hey go for Pinworms....several folks at our gym had them...and they are very contagious...oh yuck. They were talking about it in the pool locker room. Yes, I wipe everything.