Confrssion thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Have not had sex with husband in a little over two years. I don't really have any interest anymore. If he cheated, I don't think I would care and would not blame him. We have two kids. Sex interest for me died after the first. The second was a one-time sex encounter when first kid was two years old. We disagree on birth control methods and I have no interest anymore anyway. In my late 30s.

I'm sure you would with another male who isn't your husband. This is how it works usually.

FYI, he's sleeping with some else

Either that or he's jerking off to porn 2-3x/week. He damn sure hasn't gone 2 years without coming

Whacking it doesn't substitute for the touch of a woman. He's chested no for sure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry but sex with anonymous people you meet on the internet is not part of the fantasy. Unless you look like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike and can do the pony dance just as well.

Who said there would be sex? I said domination.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Have not had sex with husband in a little over two years. I don't really have any interest anymore. If he cheated, I don't think I would care and would not blame him. We have two kids. Sex interest for me died after the first. The second was a one-time sex encounter when first kid was two years old. We disagree on birth control methods and I have no interest anymore anyway. In my late 30s.

I'm sure you would with another male who isn't your husband. This is how it works usually.

FYI, he's sleeping with some else

Either that or he's jerking off to porn 2-3x/week. He damn sure hasn't gone 2 years without coming

Whacking it doesn't substitute for the touch of a woman. He's chested no for sure.

+1000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bought a package of peeps tonight and roasted them over my gas stove. I ate every single one, even the ones that slightly caught fire. My husband was upstairs with the flu, asleep. He has no idea.

Inspiring, actually! It didn't occur to me that I could do this with my gas stove!

[Anonymous]

I started both the Shamrock shake and pooping in powder room threads

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am a 50+ married m. Have not had sex with wife since 2012. But, a 21 yo Barista started flirting with me a while ago. for the last 6 months, I have been sleeping with someone who could be my child by age. No one knows about it.

I'm a 50+ divorced m. I have sex all the time with more age appropriate women and it's so much better than the women who are appropriate to the PP. FTR I prefer playing in my own sandbox because I have a 21 year old daughter who happens to be a barista and thinks its gross to flirt with men her fathers age.

I'm a 50+ soon-to-be-divorced man, and I'm planning on banging your daughter soon.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Hope this isn't explicit. I fantasize about being a captive sex slave. Except, so does DH! He wants me to be dominant but I want him to be the dominant one.

How have you resolved this dilemma?

After reading your reply, I decided to be dominant the other night. He loved it. So much so that he's been acting like a puppy following me around the house and being overly affectionate in public. It's a tad embarrassing. I'm not a manipulative type of person but he would do anything I asked him to do right now.

He'd like it even better if I dominated you while he had to watch.

Sorry but sex with anonymous people you meet on the internet is not part of the fantasy. Unless you look like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike and can do the pony dance just as well.

Channing Tatum? Confession: I don't find him attractive

I'm guessing you're not a heterosexual female? TBH, I don't think I have really looked at his face. Too distracted by his hot bod. All you men who complain that your wives are ignoring you should work out to have that kind of body. And get your pony dance on.

I've got the body, and have been told I good looking, but alas my wife doesn't show interest. Maybe I should work on my pony dance

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've got the body, and have been told I good looking, but alas my wife doesn't show interest. Maybe I should work on my pony dance

Most likely someone else has captivated her with his pony dance.

[Anonymous]

i've watched those Spanish network telenovelas channels at times just to check out the hot chicks.. and I speak no Spanish

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i've watched those Spanish network telenovelas channels at times just to check out the hot chicks.. and I speak no Spanish

Heck yeah! Also, the soccer matches are more exciting on the Spanish-language channels (even though I don't speak Spanish.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I signed up for Ashley Madison literally 2 weeks before the "hack" but I was clever enough that no identifiable information of mine was leaked. A few months after the big hacking scandal, I guess it scared off all the competition because I started getting messages. Yes they were real women, not robots.

I talked to a 2 ladies on the phone, had phone sex with one (actually just she got off because I was stuck in a public spot, she was sooo turned on she just went for it while i talked her on) and met another for coffee.

But I stopped before getting physical and chose to make one last serious effort to revive my sexless marriage. Maybe the fact I had several women pursuing me for sex helped me become totally outcome independent or something. But this became a positive turnaround point which has continued ever since, still married with a normal sex life again.

Please do your own AMA thread. Nice recovery!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a box of sex toys I only take on work trips. DH knows nothing about them. He thinks I am a reserved Catholic girl, but alone in my hotel room I have by far my best orgasms. I don't know whether to introduce them to him. I think he would be hurt knowing these get me off so much better than he does

Which ones? DW who needs help.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have not had sex with husband in a little over two years. I don't really have any interest anymore. If he cheated, I don't think I would care and would not blame him. We have two kids. Sex interest for me died after the first. The second was a one-time sex encounter when first kid was two years old. We disagree on birth control methods and I have no interest anymore anyway. In my late 30s.

Is your husband as happy as you are?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Have not had sex with husband in a little over two years. I don't really have any interest anymore. If he cheated, I don't think I would care and would not blame him. We have two kids. Sex interest for me died after the first. The second was a one-time sex encounter when first kid was two years old. We disagree on birth control methods and I have no interest anymore anyway. In my late 30s.

Is your husband as happy as you are?

Don't worry about him.
He's already moved on, sexually speaking.
PP acknowledged this.
No man goes without sex that long
Duh!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Have not had sex with husband in a little over two years. I don't really have any interest anymore. If he cheated, I don't think I would care and would not blame him. We have two kids. Sex interest for me died after the first. The second was a one-time sex encounter when first kid was two years old. We disagree on birth control methods and I have no interest anymore anyway. In my late 30s.

Is your husband as happy as you are?

Don't worry about him.
He's already moved on, sexually speaking.
PP acknowledged this.
No man goes without sex that long
Duh!!!

I went that long. Thank god for porn or my balls would have exploded