Wondering if DW is part of some kind of fight club...

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Vigilante superhero?

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Anonymous wrote:Vigilante superhero?

I vote for this!

[Anonymous]

OP, we are all dying for an update! Please come back....I agree this might be the new Bobcat thread if the OP ever comes back.....

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I just want to know how people with four kids under the age of five have the energy to go out and get bruised up for several hours a night.

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I just want to know why anyone would have 4 kids under 5. Poor kids don't get enough of mom, that's for sure.

[Anonymous]

Maybe she is beating herself up over having too many kids too close together??

[Anonymous]

OP here.

I wish my story was fake. That would save me a lot of grief.

I do have some updates.

-I revisited the issue with the DW when I came back in town this weekend from work. DW is training for a Warrior Dash with a group (mostly all women). From looking at the flyer she sent me, it appears to be one the the extreme races someone noted earlier. Its suppose to take place in Spring 2016 in MD. I also finally did get a call back from her instructor (trainer?), and he verified this and acknowledged my DH's participation in his class/training.

-DH definitely misused the word "triathlon."

-DH paid for the sessions via check a week ago. The check hasn't been cashed yet.

Her trainer noted the sessions are only one hour. Its takes 30-40 minutes for DH to get there and back. Lets say it takes her 1.5 hours to complete her training and clean up. I don't see how shes gone more than 3 hours max. Shes gone 5-6 hours. DH says she stays and talks to friends she met at the training. This makes sense, but what are they talking about for 2-3 hours? Her response to this was essentially that its none of my business.

Quite honestly, she is right. 9/10 I usually wouldn't care about this. Its her night out, she can do what she wants and stay out as long as she wants. I can do these on my nights as well. Still though, I find her response odd because its uncharacteristic of her. Shes never really been secretive with me before. I don't see what the big deal is. I tell her what I'm doing all the time. Mainly because we need to communicate well to handle our little gang. And to keep our marriage afloat.

I feel better about the bruises now that I understand the training. But I don't know why shes being weird about her time after the training. I never probe into her life, and we have never had trust issues regarding cheating, lying, etc. I still plan on hiring a sitter and going towards the latter part of the session.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

I wish my story was fake. That would save me a lot of grief.

I do have some updates.

-I revisited the issue with the DW when I came back in town this weekend from work. DW is training for a Warrior Dash with a group (mostly all women). From looking at the flyer she sent me, it appears to be one the the extreme races someone noted earlier. Its suppose to take place in Spring 2016 in MD. I also finally did get a call back from her instructor (trainer?), and he verified this and acknowledged my DH's participation in his class/training.

-DH definitely misused the word "triathlon."

-DH paid for the sessions via check a week ago. The check hasn't been cashed yet.

Her trainer noted the sessions are only one hour. Its takes 30-40 minutes for DH to get there and back. Lets say it takes her 1.5 hours to complete her training and clean up. I don't see how shes gone more than 3 hours max. Shes gone 5-6 hours. DH says she stays and talks to friends she met at the training. This makes sense, but what are they talking about for 2-3 hours? Her response to this was essentially that its none of my business.

Quite honestly, she is right. 9/10 I usually wouldn't care about this. Its her night out, she can do what she wants and stay out as long as she wants. I can do these on my nights as well. Still though, I find her response odd because its uncharacteristic of her. Shes never really been secretive with me before. I don't see what the big deal is. I tell her what I'm doing all the time. Mainly because we need to communicate well to handle our little gang. And to keep our marriage afloat.

I feel better about the bruises now that I understand the training. But I don't know why shes being weird about her time after the training. I never probe into her life, and we have never had trust issues regarding cheating, lying, etc. I still plan on hiring a sitter and going towards the latter part of the session.

Sorry, DH should be DW. I suck with acronyms.

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Anonymous wrote:I just want to know why anyone would have 4 kids under 5. Poor kids don't get enough of mom, that's for sure.

2/4 are from having twins. We planned and budgeted for 2.

Epic fail financially. Epic win for life. Wouldn't have it any other way at this point.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What, she's not out hunting bobcats?

This was my thought, too. Or shagging the bobcat.

I don't understand the bobcat reference.

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Anonymous wrote:I agree w/ roller derby.

This would not be possible. 1) No roller derbies in the area of the gym. 2) Roller derbies are generally not open late on weeknights. 3) No impact on knuckles.
4) My wife can't skate for shit.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dude if you have 4 kids under 5 you will probably never get to have sex with your wife again, unless they are all at school and you both can meet in the day.

Is this a troll?

Thread sounds ever less plausible.

Our kids don't prevent us from having sex. If anything, work does. Kids are sleep by 9/930. We have at least until 2am before one of them starts crying for something. Lots of time for sex worknight evenings. Weekends are usually more difficult.

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Anonymous wrote:Vigilante superhero?

My wife would probably vouch to be the female Punisher. She actually dressed up as him for one Halloween when we were dating eons ago.

That would rule out bruises and fighting in general.

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The only thing that gave me pause is when you said "mostly women" were in the group.
Which means that there are some token mean who were drawn to an activity with lots of women. Sometimes men join female oriented activities to meet women.

Also, I have a wide group of female friends with children and there is no way, no how I can think of any of them who would be able to get away for 2-3 hours at night after an activity for a total of 6 hours just to hang out and talk. Drinks after work? Sure. Yoga class and a glass of wine? Sure.
Dinner? Sure. But 6 hours every week with kids and jobs to go to the next day? It seems like a long time and the fact that she is weird about it is, well, weird.

[Anonymous]

My advice: follow your gut feeling, follow your wife.
I bed the instructor is giving her special training, after the others leave. This training involves his penis.