Surprising things that shock you into realizing you are old…

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Anonymous wrote:Getting the AARP magazine in the mail when I didn’t ask for it. I keep meaning to let them know to stop this unwanted subscription but it seems like too much trouble so I just toss it from the mailbox to the garbage.But then i see George Clooney on the cover and my world is totally rocked!

It's actually a pretty good magazine.

DH gets this and I read it. It’s good!

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Realizing recently that The Golden Girls characters were in their mid-50s.

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I a a doctor and my fellow co-intern’s son is in high school with my son. That was a shocker. In my mind the co-intern and I are still in out early 30s.

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LDL and hgba1c suddenly abnormal

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Anonymous wrote:Getting the AARP magazine in the mail when I didn’t ask for it. I keep meaning to let them know to stop this unwanted subscription but it seems like too much trouble so I just toss it from the mailbox to the garbage.But then i see George Clooney on the cover and my world is totally rocked!

It's actually a pretty good magazine.

DH gets this and I read it. It’s good!

At best, it's propaganda.

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When someone called me ma'am, I was shocked. I thought I was a miss.

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I learned recently that Keke Palmer’s mom is in her late 50s. I’m in my early 50s. I have a 11 year-old.

Not only am I an older mom I am old enough to be my daughter’s grandmother. That smarts.

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It is called “The Golden Years” because life starts pissing all over you.

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The mail in stool test.

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All the white plastic window trim yellowing along with other stuff disintigrating in my house which I bought new.

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I'm 53 and a new hire asked me if "the 80s really were as magical as they seem". He was born in 1998.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm in my 50s and have been to more than 60 countries. But I feel like an absolute moron these days when I travel. Everyone with their points and apps and passes and access to lounges and TSA pre-check and downloaded movies and whatnot. And I'm like, where's the Cinnabon so I can enjoy my magazines. And stressing just a little bit whether I can find my boarding pass on my phone.

Strikes a chord with me. Last time I flew I printed the boarding pass and the ticket agent told his coworker “oh you have a home made boarding pass”

I have a home made boarding pass for when their computer system goes down, or my phone runs out of battery. What do people do if their phone gets stolen? Miss their plane?

This is me, too. Maybe we're all just extra anxious. But I've been in those airport lines with a dying phone battery, and it's something I never want to experience again. Yeah, yeah, I should just remember to charge my phone, but it's actually easier to print the pass out a day before when I check in and am thinking about it, and it's as simple as hitting the print button.

I do this with train tickets for Europe, because I don’t trust internet coverage on the actual train.

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Anonymous wrote:Telling a young coworker there used to be 1 telephone company for the whole country and everyone rented a phone from Bell Telephone She was completely sure I made that up...until we googled it

I remember our land line was Bell Atlantic. I am old.

We had a party line when I was in elementary school! You could pick up the phone and listen to your neighbors call!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm in my 50s and have been to more than 60 countries. But I feel like an absolute moron these days when I travel. Everyone with their points and apps and passes and access to lounges and TSA pre-check and downloaded movies and whatnot. And I'm like, where's the Cinnabon so I can enjoy my magazines. And stressing just a little bit whether I can find my boarding pass on my phone.

Strikes a chord with me. Last time I flew I printed the boarding pass and the ticket agent told his coworker “oh you have a home made boarding pass”

I have a home made boarding pass for when their computer system goes down, or my phone runs out of battery. What do people do if their phone gets stolen? Miss their plane?

This is me, too. Maybe we're all just extra anxious. But I've been in those airport lines with a dying phone battery, and it's something I never want to experience again. Yeah, yeah, I should just remember to charge my phone, but it's actually easier to print the pass out a day before when I check in and am thinking about it, and it's as simple as hitting the print button.

I do this with train tickets for Europe, because I don’t trust internet coverage on the actual train.

PP you're responding too, and yep, i just printed out a London-Edinburgh train ticket.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm 53 and a new hire asked me if "the 80s really were as magical as they seem". He was born in 1998.

Hahahaha