And that's exactly what it is. |
Yes ma’am. |
| Big fake tits |
But you for sure wouldn't stare at or judge my patchy bald head (alopecia, thankfully, not cancer) or a synthetic, terrible-looking Raquel Welch wig (which is 99.9% of synthetic wigs), right? Right?? |
I send emails to corporate. |
Yeah, I guess. But as a fat colonel's wife who carries a cheap Coach purse, I fall into a lot of the categories listed here and know how others feel about it. It's not fun. |
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Women with bulges who wear tight spandex or knit tops. Women with saggy or bulging upper arms wearing sleeveless tops.
Men with combovers. Just go shaved bald. Cigarette breath. |
sure you do.
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| Trendy names for kids. |
These women are cantankerous wenches. Do not let them get you down, their opinions are a hateful reflection of themselves, not of you. |
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Tattoos
Smokers Drinkers who act like they are health-conscious Tanners Badly colored hair Bad wigs False eyelashes Long nails Divorced men who are sluts |
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I judge…
Store-bought pies and cupcakes. Extra demerit points for whipped cream from a can. Women who don’t wear slips with their skirts and dresses. Nail art Names that sound like they should be on a Texas-based youth sports team: Jayden/Brayden/Hayden, Jax, Hunter/Walker/Skyler/Archer People who don’t give a thank-you wave when I let them merge. MAGA hair Food containers (tub of sour cream, bag of grated Parmesan, etc.) on the table for a meal. Oddly, I give a dispensation for ketchup. |
Why though? The op asked for snobby and this is snobby. |
| Grammar |
| Oinkers |