What is your DH's AP like?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh god yes to the laughable sexting. I read my cheater some chosen passages of their sexting out loud for about 30 mins and watching him squirm like a chopped in half earth worm. It gave me so much inner peace back. 10/10 recommend.

You think this is impressive but really it’s not. I’m uninterested in reading anyone else’s text messages or private exchanges.

You have power over the situation when you truly don’t care.

[Anonymous]

Answer: If you have a good wife, you do not need to prove your success or anything else to her.

Incel alert, again.

The DCUM narcissist is now posting. One of the classic ways she demonstrates her thoughtlessness is by labeling anyone who posts anything, however truthful, she dislikes as an "incel". You overuse the term, and you show how easily triggered you are.

I feel sorry for any man who thought he had to prove something to you. It would never be enough, making it horrible for anyone close to you. Did Dad never think you were good enough? It seems likely.

A strong man loves his DW, without her needing to prove anything to him. The same applies to her love for him.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:45 (he's 35), is a babysitter and bartender, lives in a studio and complains she can't afford her rent, has 4 birds that she includes in her n00ds, has an unfortunate skin disease where her nether regions and have her legs look burnt, has braces, and cries about her lost fertile years often.

Oh, also a very hairy bum hole that I sadly saw spread wide open with a zoomed in mirror pic while on all fours. Sigh.

Nothing will beat this response. Close the thread!!!

Pics of the hairy bum hole or im calling shenanegans.

Ugh I wish I could share. My (ex)SIL flew into town after I found out (very empowering to have your husband's sister care for you after he obliterates your family) and we went out for dinner. A couple margaritas led us to a dance floor at a bar down the block where we were 10+ years older than everyone. A few beers later and I could no longer keep hairy bumhole to myself. I needed someone else's eyes to burn as badly as mine. So I whipped the picture out mid twirling on the dance floor and she LOST it. It was the most validating mix of deep belly laughter that eventually led us to real tears at what this furry bum likely meant for the future of our sisterhood.

Happy to share a mental image:
45yo who has been "run through" as the kids say.
Gold floor length mirror that hasn't been washed since prior to her last egg shriveling up and dying off
On all fours, bum to mirror
Bottom half naked, top half wearing a tattered was-once-white sports bra circa KMART 1989
Little green bird on her shoulder, oblivious to his mom's intentions
One hand reached behind, spreading cheeks, with bums wide opennnn (Creed voice)
Other arm awkwardly supporting the weight of self and bird, holding phone camera zoomed in to the deep dark forest
Miscellaneous stains pepper the dingy carpet, adding low class character to the scene
Neck craned, unsettling brace-faced smile a la Darla from Finding Nemo
Picture naturally evokes a pit in your stomach, an "unbathed toddler butt" olfactory hallucination overtakes your senses as a shutter runs deep down your spine and pieces through your revolted soul

Why her bumhole? Was your ex into anal

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:45 (he's 35), is a babysitter and bartender, lives in a studio and complains she can't afford her rent, has 4 birds that she includes in her n00ds, has an unfortunate skin disease where her nether regions and have her legs look burnt, has braces, and cries about her lost fertile years often.

Oh, also a very hairy bum hole that I sadly saw spread wide open with a zoomed in mirror pic while on all fours. Sigh.

Nothing will beat this response. Close the thread!!!

Pics of the hairy bum hole or im calling shenanegans.

Ugh I wish I could share. My (ex)SIL flew into town after I found out (very empowering to have your husband's sister care for you after he obliterates your family) and we went out for dinner. A couple margaritas led us to a dance floor at a bar down the block where we were 10+ years older than everyone. A few beers later and I could no longer keep hairy bumhole to myself. I needed someone else's eyes to burn as badly as mine. So I whipped the picture out mid twirling on the dance floor and she LOST it. It was the most validating mix of deep belly laughter that eventually led us to real tears at what this furry bum likely meant for the future of our sisterhood.

Happy to share a mental image:
45yo who has been "run through" as the kids say.
Gold floor length mirror that hasn't been washed since prior to her last egg shriveling up and dying off
On all fours, bum to mirror
Bottom half naked, top half wearing a tattered was-once-white sports bra circa KMART 1989
Little green bird on her shoulder, oblivious to his mom's intentions
One hand reached behind, spreading cheeks, with bums wide opennnn (Creed voice)
Other arm awkwardly supporting the weight of self and bird, holding phone camera zoomed in to the deep dark forest
Miscellaneous stains pepper the dingy carpet, adding low class character to the scene
Neck craned, unsettling brace-faced smile a la Darla from Finding Nemo
Picture naturally evokes a pit in your stomach, an "unbathed toddler butt" olfactory hallucination overtakes your senses as a shutter runs deep down your spine and pieces through your revolted soul

Why her bumhole? Was your ex into anal

This... and how on EARTH did you come into those pictures of it/her
Also, what have you since done with the picture?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:45 (he's 35), is a babysitter and bartender, lives in a studio and complains she can't afford her rent, has 4 birds that she includes in her n00ds, has an unfortunate skin disease where her nether regions and have her legs look burnt, has braces, and cries about her lost fertile years often.

Oh, also a very hairy bum hole that I sadly saw spread wide open with a zoomed in mirror pic while on all fours. Sigh.

Nothing will beat this response. Close the thread!!!

Pics of the hairy bum hole or im calling shenanegans.

Ugh I wish I could share. My (ex)SIL flew into town after I found out (very empowering to have your husband's sister care for you after he obliterates your family) and we went out for dinner. A couple margaritas led us to a dance floor at a bar down the block where we were 10+ years older than everyone. A few beers later and I could no longer keep hairy bumhole to myself. I needed someone else's eyes to burn as badly as mine. So I whipped the picture out mid twirling on the dance floor and she LOST it. It was the most validating mix of deep belly laughter that eventually led us to real tears at what this furry bum likely meant for the future of our sisterhood.

Happy to share a mental image:
45yo who has been "run through" as the kids say.
Gold floor length mirror that hasn't been washed since prior to her last egg shriveling up and dying off
On all fours, bum to mirror
Bottom half naked, top half wearing a tattered was-once-white sports bra circa KMART 1989
Little green bird on her shoulder, oblivious to his mom's intentions
One hand reached behind, spreading cheeks, with bums wide opennnn (Creed voice)
Other arm awkwardly supporting the weight of self and bird, holding phone camera zoomed in to the deep dark forest
Miscellaneous stains pepper the dingy carpet, adding low class character to the scene
Neck craned, unsettling brace-faced smile a la Darla from Finding Nemo
Picture naturally evokes a pit in your stomach, an "unbathed toddler butt" olfactory hallucination overtakes your senses as a shutter runs deep down your spine and pieces through your revolted soul

Why her bumhole? Was your ex into anal

This... and how on EARTH did you come into those pictures of it/her
Also, what have you since done with the picture?

He never conveyed it to me in 18 years if he was an anal afficionado. Pics are in my email. They were all right there in his text messages, never had a password on his phone, we used each other's phones often for music, maps, pics of kids. Zero opsec was attempted.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:45 (he's 35), is a babysitter and bartender, lives in a studio and complains she can't afford her rent, has 4 birds that she includes in her n00ds, has an unfortunate skin disease where her nether regions and have her legs look burnt, has braces, and cries about her lost fertile years often.

Oh, also a very hairy bum hole that I sadly saw spread wide open with a zoomed in mirror pic while on all fours. Sigh.

Nothing will beat this response. Close the thread!!!

Pics of the hairy bum hole or im calling shenanegans.

Ugh I wish I could share. My (ex)SIL flew into town after I found out (very empowering to have your husband's sister care for you after he obliterates your family) and we went out for dinner. A couple margaritas led us to a dance floor at a bar down the block where we were 10+ years older than everyone. A few beers later and I could no longer keep hairy bumhole to myself. I needed someone else's eyes to burn as badly as mine. So I whipped the picture out mid twirling on the dance floor and she LOST it. It was the most validating mix of deep belly laughter that eventually led us to real tears at what this furry bum likely meant for the future of our sisterhood.

Happy to share a mental image:
45yo who has been "run through" as the kids say.
Gold floor length mirror that hasn't been washed since prior to her last egg shriveling up and dying off
On all fours, bum to mirror
Bottom half naked, top half wearing a tattered was-once-white sports bra circa KMART 1989
Little green bird on her shoulder, oblivious to his mom's intentions
One hand reached behind, spreading cheeks, with bums wide opennnn (Creed voice)
Other arm awkwardly supporting the weight of self and bird, holding phone camera zoomed in to the deep dark forest
Miscellaneous stains pepper the dingy carpet, adding low class character to the scene
Neck craned, unsettling brace-faced smile a la Darla from Finding Nemo
Picture naturally evokes a pit in your stomach, an "unbathed toddler butt" olfactory hallucination overtakes your senses as a shutter runs deep down your spine and pieces through your revolted soul

Why her bumhole? Was your ex into anal

I like a woman with a hairy bumhole.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:45 (he's 35), is a babysitter and bartender, lives in a studio and complains she can't afford her rent, has 4 birds that she includes in her n00ds, has an unfortunate skin disease where her nether regions and have her legs look burnt, has braces, and cries about her lost fertile years often.

Oh, also a very hairy bum hole that I sadly saw spread wide open with a zoomed in mirror pic while on all fours. Sigh.

Nothing will beat this response. Close the thread!!!

Pics of the hairy bum hole or im calling shenanegans.

Ugh I wish I could share. My (ex)SIL flew into town after I found out (very empowering to have your husband's sister care for you after he obliterates your family) and we went out for dinner. A couple margaritas led us to a dance floor at a bar down the block where we were 10+ years older than everyone. A few beers later and I could no longer keep hairy bumhole to myself. I needed someone else's eyes to burn as badly as mine. So I whipped the picture out mid twirling on the dance floor and she LOST it. It was the most validating mix of deep belly laughter that eventually led us to real tears at what this furry bum likely meant for the future of our sisterhood.

Happy to share a mental image:
45yo who has been "run through" as the kids say.
Gold floor length mirror that hasn't been washed since prior to her last egg shriveling up and dying off
On all fours, bum to mirror
Bottom half naked, top half wearing a tattered was-once-white sports bra circa KMART 1989
Little green bird on her shoulder, oblivious to his mom's intentions
One hand reached behind, spreading cheeks, with bums wide opennnn (Creed voice)
Other arm awkwardly supporting the weight of self and bird, holding phone camera zoomed in to the deep dark forest
Miscellaneous stains pepper the dingy carpet, adding low class character to the scene
Neck craned, unsettling brace-faced smile a la Darla from Finding Nemo
Picture naturally evokes a pit in your stomach, an "unbathed toddler butt" olfactory hallucination overtakes your senses as a shutter runs deep down your spine and pieces through your revolted soul

Why her bumhole? Was your ex into anal

Nothing wrong with going up the back passage.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh god yes to the laughable sexting. I read my cheater some chosen passages of their sexting out loud for about 30 mins and watching him squirm like a chopped in half earth worm. It gave me so much inner peace back. 10/10 recommend.

You think this is impressive but really it’s not. I’m uninterested in reading anyone else’s text messages or private exchanges.

You have power over the situation when you truly don’t care.

NP. It's kind of sad to not care so hard that you wouldn't enjoy watching an Ex squirm about tacky cheating. I prefer a spot of revenge myself.

Also, I don't like the idea of people "getting away with" antisocial behavior. People can draw the wrong conclusions about the need to be ethical in the face of unconcern.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m an AP. 12 years younger. 2 young kids, getting divorced, in really good shape, make 400k+ a year. I don’t have family money like she does. She is an alcoholic. Oh well. They haven’t had sex in 8 months and live separate lives. I don’t feel bad about it. Maybe I should. We spend nights out and a lot of nights together.

He is lying - he is having sex with his wife and you’re stupid to think otherwise.

[Anonymous]

My stbx's AP ten years ago was 3 years younger than him, cute-ish, single, never married, really into mountain biking and running. She seemed sweet and like she had a good number of genuine friendships. We were in our mid 30s then. We reconciled (probably the wrong choice but hindsight is 20/20).

STBX's current AP is 5 years younger, not that cute, left her 3 young kids with her SAHD husband to be with my STBX. It's [chef's kiss], really, they deserve each other. I would feel bad if he was with someone like the original AP because she just wanted a husband and kids and went about it the wrong way. Current AP had that and threw it away for a real twatwaffle. She also left a sober man for someone with a drinking problem and seems to be developing one herself.

I'm glad that I got my get out of jail free card, but it's not what I want for my kids. But he's a twatwaffle either way . . .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My stbx's AP ten years ago was 3 years younger than him, cute-ish, single, never married, really into mountain biking and running. She seemed sweet and like she had a good number of genuine friendships. We were in our mid 30s then. We reconciled (probably the wrong choice but hindsight is 20/20).

STBX's current AP is 5 years younger, not that cute, left her 3 young kids with her SAHD husband to be with my STBX. It's [chef's kiss], really, they deserve each other. I would feel bad if he was with someone like the original AP because she just wanted a husband and kids and went about it the wrong way. Current AP had that and threw it away for a real twatwaffle. She also left a sober man for someone with a drinking problem and seems to be developing one herself.

I'm glad that I got my get out of jail free card, but it's not what I want for my kids. But he's a twatwaffle either way . . .

Someone who willingly sleeps with a married man is anything but sweet.