Here's how to report your neighbor for not clearing their sidewalk

[Anonymous]

Get your shovel and salt now, for another storm this upcoming week. It's going to be big and it's not going to melt. And I will report everyone who doesn't clear their sidewalk. No excuse, lazy mofos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A decent neighbor would help someone who needs help vs. reporting them.

100%! This!

You don't know what they are going through.

[Anonymous]

My stepfather used to clear our entire street. Wow people can be mean and selfish.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A decent neighbor would help someone who needs help vs. reporting them.

100%! This!

You don't know what they are going through.

x1000. This woman is nuts! and very mean

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All my neighbors are real old and alone. I would never think of calling the county on them. You people are sick. Buy some boots and walk in the snow.

Or shovel for them. That way if there is an emergency they can get out. That's what we did.

Me, too. Good exercise as well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A decent neighbor would help someone who needs help vs. reporting them.

100%! This!

You don't know what they are going through.

x1000. This woman is nuts! and very mean

I am not reporting anybody but my neighbor is in his early 30s, works from home, goes to the gym over lunch and does not bother to clean in front of his house. For some people the only excuse is being an AH by nature

[Anonymous]

Wow, you people are even turning on each other now. Noice!

[Anonymous]

I think we should start a thread to post the names and addresses of people suspected of reporting others for not shoveling their sidewalks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The city/county likely won't take care of it, but they'll ticket the homeowner. I don't have patience for the people who are irresponsible and lazy. You can report (anonymously) them again and again as they receive multiple tickets until they learn to be a decent human being.

Unfortunately Fairfax and Prince William counties don't have enforcement, to my knowledge.

Falls Church: https://www.fallschurchva.gov/199/Snow-Removal-Policies
Montgomery County: https://www3.montgomerycountymd.gov/311/SolutionView.aspx?SolutionId=1-88CNXN&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1
DC: 311 or DPW SWEEP at [phone]
Anne Arundel County: 311 or contact the Anne Arundel County Department of Public Works (DPW) at [phone]
PG County: 311 or 301-883-4748
Loudoun County: https://www.loudoun.gov/3724/Shoveling-Sidewalks-in-School-Walk-Zones
Alexandria City: https://alex311.alexandriava.gov/customer
Arlington: https://arlgis.arlingtonva.us/Apps/Snow/SnowPublic/

How about talking to your neighbor and see if you can help?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do you report a neighbor for not raking their leaves? Do you guys usually just call the police? Should I call 9-1-1?

Call the police. Tell them to bring their guns. Especially if someone forgets to shovel their walk.

[Anonymous]

How do you report the shitheads who leave their e-bikes in the middle of the sidewalk?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The city/county likely won't take care of it, but they'll ticket the homeowner. I don't have patience for the people who are irresponsible and lazy. You can report (anonymously) them again and again as they receive multiple tickets until they learn to be a decent human being.

Unfortunately Fairfax and Prince William counties don't have enforcement, to my knowledge.

Falls Church: https://www.fallschurchva.gov/199/Snow-Removal-Policies
Montgomery County: https://www3.montgomerycountymd.gov/311/SolutionView.aspx?SolutionId=1-88CNXN&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1
DC: 311 or DPW SWEEP at [phone]
Anne Arundel County: 311 or contact the Anne Arundel County Department of Public Works (DPW) at [phone]
PG County: 311 or 301-883-4748
Loudoun County: https://www.loudoun.gov/3724/Shoveling-Sidewalks-in-School-Walk-Zones
Alexandria City: https://alex311.alexandriava.gov/customer
Arlington: https://arlgis.arlingtonva.us/Apps/Snow/SnowPublic/

Thanks for the information, Karen. And for being so fun at parties. You go, girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do you report the shitheads who leave their e-bikes in the middle of the sidewalk?

You can always knock the bike over and push it off the sidewalk, which takes a lot less effort than shoveling someone else’s walk for them does

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do you report the shitheads who leave their e-bikes in the middle of the sidewalk?

You can always knock the bike over and push it off the sidewalk, which takes a lot less effort than shoveling someone else’s walk for them does

If you jam bent paper clip into the charging socket of the e-scooter, the battery gets hot and eventually catches fire. I’ve burned almost a dozen Lime scooters this winter since I saw this trick on YouTube