If you could live anywhere in the US...

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Anonymous wrote:Florida is a true dump, and anyone urging anyone to move there for "green space" is out of their mind. Miles and miles of round up sprayed astroturf lawns is not "green space"

This is super cruel. It’s definitely not a dump. If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it at all. You need to go back to kindergarten.

Why are there so many Floridians and Florida simps on this board? What have we done wrong to bring on this influx?

Because Florida is a sh!thole. That’s why.

Helped you with your sentence.

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Anonymous wrote:Florida.

+1 Lots of lush, tropical foliage. Pick a neighborhood in Orlando or Winter Park that's walkable to stuff to do and you can walk and hang out outdoors year-round. Downtown Orlando, Thornton Park, Delaney Park, near Park Ave in Winter Park, Winter Park Village in Winter Park, etc. OP, is there anything you want besides walkable and some greenery?

Everyone I know if FL and LA all miss actual, real trees. They don't have proper trees there - well maybe inland but who wants to live in the middle of FL?

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When I lived there, I hated the lack of trees. No one asking for "greenery" means a bunch of pesticide lawns and bushes and palm trees. The only place that has any trees at all (and even those are nothing compared to the northeast, pacific northwest, or even the midwest) would be dumpy places far inland (also the only places you can get a walkable apartment for under $1800 anymore) that no one in their right mind wants to live in. Cultural wastelands made up of Wendy's and run down gas stations. No one likes Florida, sorry.

This is five miles from the beach. Note the total lack of trees, right? Some of you people seem to have the IQ of a rock.

Ah that’s right. You know how people are always saying “I wanna move down to Florida and get me a nice place…..5 miles from the beach” it truly is every man’s dream.

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Anonymous wrote:Florida.

+1 Lots of lush, tropical foliage. Pick a neighborhood in Orlando or Winter Park that's walkable to stuff to do and you can walk and hang out outdoors year-round. Downtown Orlando, Thornton Park, Delaney Park, near Park Ave in Winter Park, Winter Park Village in Winter Park, etc. OP, is there anything you want besides walkable and some greenery?

Everyone I know if FL and LA all miss actual, real trees. They don't have proper trees there - well maybe inland but who wants to live in the middle of FL?

+1

When I lived there, I hated the lack of trees. No one asking for "greenery" means a bunch of pesticide lawns and bushes and palm trees. The only place that has any trees at all (and even those are nothing compared to the northeast, pacific northwest, or even the midwest) would be dumpy places far inland (also the only places you can get a walkable apartment for under $1800 anymore) that no one in their right mind wants to live in. Cultural wastelands made up of Wendy's and run down gas stations. No one likes Florida, sorry.

This is five miles from the beach. Note the total lack of trees, right? Some of you people seem to have the IQ of a rock.

Ah that’s right. You know how people are always saying “I wanna move down to Florida and get me a nice place…..5 miles from the beach” it truly is every man’s dream.

No, if you like the beach it's way more fun to live three hours from it in the DMV right? That's much better than a ten minute drive which also enables you to avoid flood insurance, storm surge, and the astronomic prices of living right on the beautiful beaches in Florida.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And wanted to pay rent under $1800 and have at least a 1 bedroom to yourself, preferably walkable and with a lot of green... where would you move?

Somewhere in southern France?

Walkable + Greenery is a difficult combo in the US.

Martha’s Vineyard is the closest I can think of, though I have no idea what rents are like. But no car is needed, they have a great bus and bike system. Very pretty and green with that pretty blue ocean.

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If they ever rebuild it, Captiva Island in FL.

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Palo Alto, close enough to walk to Philz or else Palo Alto Creamery
Delray Beach, close enough to walk to Atlantic Avenue
Mackinac Island during the summers, have to walk everywhere anyway

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Anonymous wrote:Why are there so many Floridians and Florida simps on this board? What have we done wrong to bring on this influx?

Everyone with money has a second if not primary residence in Florida.

yet most of FL is still much cheaper than most of CA. Interesting.

Well trump lives there so no way!

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Anonymous wrote:Why are there so many Floridians and Florida simps on this board? What have we done wrong to bring on this influx?

Everyone with money has a second if not primary residence in Florida.

yet most of FL is still much cheaper than most of CA. Interesting.

Well trump lives there so no way!

He lived in DC for four years, were you ok with that or did you move? How about NYC, did anybody refuse to live there because Trump lived there?

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Flagstaff

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San Ramon, CA

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Anonymous wrote:Florida.

+1 Lots of lush, tropical foliage. Pick a neighborhood in Orlando or Winter Park that's walkable to stuff to do and you can walk and hang out outdoors year-round. Downtown Orlando, Thornton Park, Delaney Park, near Park Ave in Winter Park, Winter Park Village in Winter Park, etc. OP, is there anything you want besides walkable and some greenery?

Everyone I know if FL and LA all miss actual, real trees. They don't have proper trees there - well maybe inland but who wants to live in the middle of FL?

+1

When I lived there, I hated the lack of trees. No one asking for "greenery" means a bunch of pesticide lawns and bushes and palm trees. The only place that has any trees at all (and even those are nothing compared to the northeast, pacific northwest, or even the midwest) would be dumpy places far inland (also the only places you can get a walkable apartment for under $1800 anymore) that no one in their right mind wants to live in. Cultural wastelands made up of Wendy's and run down gas stations. No one likes Florida, sorry.

This is five miles from the beach. Note the total lack of trees, right? Some of you people seem to have the IQ of a rock.

Ah that’s right. You know how people are always saying “I wanna move down to Florida and get me a nice place…..5 miles from the beach” it truly is every man’s dream.

No, if you like the beach it's way more fun to live three hours from it in the DMV right? That's much better than a ten minute drive which also enables you to avoid flood insurance, storm surge, and the astronomic prices of living right on the beautiful beaches in Florida.

+1. I love these bitter pikers who clearly live in sh*tshacks dumping on Florida. The are plenty of rich people who love Florida, love the water, have a boat slip, who simply don’t want to live ON the water. And obviously there is a finite supply of waterfront real estate.

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1st,2nd,3rd and 5th choice.

Will be moving as soon as the job here is done.

But everyone will think less of you, and that you are trashy.

Dp Not everyone! I wish you well, pp