The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

dear god, he's embracing his father-in-laws hairstyle. Terrifying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

I think we've covered this, but there was the day he was photographed with this part:

It seems he is building some sort of hair helmet.

Is that a standard comb-over?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

He's cute when he smiles...it's the dimples. When they go away, beware.

Jared is SOOO V!

I was the V reference, but a more updated cultural reference is the (very nice) lizard alien in a human skin suit from People of Earth. Still SO SAD that show got cancelled. It was the funniest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

He's cute when he smiles...it's the dimples. When they go away, beware.

Jared is SOOO V!

His lips are nonexistent. More lizard like.

He really does look so much more normal in the old photos. Like a human being not like a robot. Is it facelifts, nose job, and - what? Drinking the blood of migrant babies? (Sorry Jeff)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did anyone think Kushner’s eyebrows looked weird at the briefing yesterday. Perfectly groomed for a woman. Like he is a draw queen or something.

Yeah, they look a little odd. I think maybe he's darkened his brows which draws more attention to them.

From last week:


An older pic:

I’m gonna go ahead and say it. I don’t think men should be using Glossier’s Boy Brow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

I think we've covered this, but there was the day he was photographed with this part:

It seems he is building some sort of hair helmet.

Is that a standard comb-over?

It is definitely a fashion mishap

or a fashion catastrophe

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did anyone think Kushner’s eyebrows looked weird at the briefing yesterday. Perfectly groomed for a woman. Like he is a draw queen or something.

Yeah, they look a little odd. I think maybe he's darkened his brows which draws more attention to them.

From last week:


An older pic:

I do not like his suit. Bland. His brows are too thin and his complexion bad.

[Anonymous]

I like what I can see of this. The club makeup is back.

[Anonymous]

What the hell is she even doing there? Grifter Barbie — and her bot Ken Doll husband —are going to help kill us all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What the hell is she even doing there? Grifter Barbie — and her bot Ken Doll husband —are going to help kill us all.

How the hell did she grow her hair out so fast?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I like what I can see of this. The club makeup is back.

Is that recent? Those marionette lines, oof.

[Anonymous]

I like the red top. It even seems to fit properly!!

[Anonymous]

Her hair in this video looks like she stuck a fork in an outlet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like what I can see of this. The club makeup is back.

Is that recent? Those marionette lines, oof.

Yes, that’s from this week.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I like what I can see of this. The club makeup is back.

This is like a poster photo for Don't Do Botox, Kids.