The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hope Hicks’s eyebrows make her look like a disney villainess. She’s gone from Ralph Lauren girl next door (if you live in southwestern CT) to a step away from cruella deville. Take it down a notch, girlfriend.

Huh? What were her eyebrows like before? Is it the pointed arch (which I like) or the length. Which looks natural?

Hope has always taken brow maintenance seriously.

She’s definitely added the maleficent pointiness though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hope Hicks’s eyebrows make her look like a disney villainess. She’s gone from Ralph Lauren girl next door (if you live in southwestern CT) to a step away from cruella deville. Take it down a notch, girlfriend.

Huh? What were her eyebrows like before? Is it the pointed arch (which I like) or the length. Which looks natural?

Hope has always taken brow maintenance seriously.

She’s definitely added the maleficent pointiness though.

Her brows look like 2 pieces of electrical tape in the top picture.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honest question, no snark, where has Melania been in all of this pandemic? Shouldn’t the First Lady being trying to calm and comfort the American people. Truly no snark.

She’s mourning the loss of her tennis pro oops pavilion.

That's not essential? Lots of construction is essential and continuing now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honest question, no snark, where has Melania been in all of this pandemic? Shouldn’t the First Lady being trying to calm and comfort the American people. Truly no snark.

She’s mourning the loss of her tennis pro oops pavilion.

She’s no Eleanor Roosevelt. She can’t even surface to give us some fashion to mock in these bleak times.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honest question, no snark, where has Melania been in all of this pandemic? Shouldn’t the First Lady being trying to calm and comfort the American people. Truly no snark.

She’s mourning the loss of her tennis pro oops pavilion.

She’s turning her coats into fashionable face masks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honest question, no snark, where has Melania been in all of this pandemic? Shouldn’t the First Lady being trying to calm and comfort the American people. Truly no snark.

She’s mourning the loss of her tennis pro oops pavilion.

She’s turning her coats into fashionable face masks.

Wow! That will solve the mask shortage for sure!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honest question, no snark, where has Melania been in all of this pandemic? Shouldn’t the First Lady being trying to calm and comfort the American people. Truly no snark.

She’s mourning the loss of her tennis pro oops pavilion.

She’s turning her coats into fashionable face masks.

Wow! That will solve the mask shortage for sure!

Did they really cancel construction on the pavilion?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honest question, no snark, where has Melania been in all of this pandemic? Shouldn’t the First Lady being trying to calm and comfort the American people. Truly no snark.

She’s mourning the loss of her tennis pro oops pavilion.

She’s turning her coats into fashionable face masks.

Wow! That will solve the mask shortage for sure!

Did they really cancel construction on the pavilion?

Temporary halt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did anyone think Kushner’s eyebrows looked weird at the briefing yesterday. Perfectly groomed for a woman. Like he is a draw queen or something.

Yeah, they look a little odd. I think maybe he's darkened his brows which draws more attention to them.

From last week:


An older pic:

[Anonymous]

I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

He's cute when he smiles...it's the dimples. When they go away, beware.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

He's cute when he smiles...it's the dimples. When they go away, beware.

Jared is SOOO V!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

He's cute when he smiles...it's the dimples. When they go away, beware.

Jared is SOOO V!

His lips are nonexistent. More lizard like.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

I think we've covered this, but there was the day he was photographed with this part:

It seems he is building some sort of hair helmet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate to say it, but in the old pictures, he is not so repulsive looking. He almost has a boy-like charm. Is it possible that, on some level, he knows that he is in over-his-head and it is slowly eating at him? Or is it just that he's getting a lot of face work done, and it's making his skin tight like a lizard? His hair also now looks weirdly plastic. I wonder if he's losing it, and so he plasters it down to try to cover the balding? He's really got such a weird look -- very much like a mannequin or an alien skin-suit of a human. (Anyone remember V?).

I think we've covered this, but there was the day he was photographed with this part:

It seems he is building some sort of hair helmet.

He wants to fit in.

He is slowly building his way to Victor Quartermaine’s cotton candy hair in the last few minutes of Curse of the Wererabbit, just like his FIL.