Hot dad starter pack?

[Anonymous]

That is rich bro. Not my taste.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What are some hot dad staples? Inspired by the hot dad I saw at WF on Saturday morning , I'll start

Birk clogs


Expensive (electric) SUV


Thin (black) vests

No hot dad wears those shoes.

Those shoes cry, "I'm never getting laid again!"

Correct. Throw them away, along with Crocs.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So you appreciate foot odor? Not to judge fetishes, but I don't think it's universal

Hot dad making a quick Saturday morning run to WF for a missing breakfast item and maybe a cappuccino is wearing Birk clogs, he’s wearing cozy chinos, he’s wearing a loose sweatshirt, maybe a thin vest over it, his hair looks messy and great, and he’s driving a new Range Rover, Tahoe, or Rivian. He just is.

Not my type but I think I get it. Finance but says he loves the outdoors. Colorado. Seattle. Annual buddies ski trip. Was douchey in college.

The clogs -
He doesn’t care too much about looking stylish. He must actually be quite hot to still look hot while wearing them…and he probably secretly knows it. The hair is floppy.

No, not the floppy hair!

Some cute dads in my suburb are growing out their hair, and they look terrible. My eye candy is disappearing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1/4 zips and vests!! Ugh. My DH & I make fun of those dads. It’s the dad uniform that floors with moms on yoga pants.

Hot rich aging frat bros married to hot sorority girls turned SAHMs.

[Anonymous]

Oh lord. Absolutely not. No, no, no to all of that. 🤢

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Take that vest and burn it

Along with those clogs... wtf??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That is rich bro. Not my taste.

I guess Patrick Bateman isn't your thing. Weird!

[Anonymous]

I do like a man in a quarter-zip.

If I had to come up with something, I'd say pants that fit nicely. (baggy, sloppy jeans and sweats are a turnoff)

A nice button-down shirt.

Decent shoes -- not too trendy.

I like well-cut hair.

[Anonymous]

According to my college age, gay daughter, those Birkenstocks are part of the lesbian uniform.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:According to my college age, gay daughter, those Birkenstocks are part of the lesbian uniform.

The whole thing is lesbian uniform, along with the later fedora suggestions, etc. I think "Hot dad" must be zoomer slang for lesbian or something.

[Anonymous]

Baggy button down shirt, ball cap, nice sunglasses, and driving an expensive SUV. But really, hot rich dads can wear anything and they're going to be hot, especially if they are driving some luxury SUV so you know they have money. Theo James could jump out of a Range Rover wearing cartoon pajamas and women would swoon and consider it stylish. lol