Project much? |
You have clearly never been to Europe or used a bidet (you are gross) we use soap with our bidet!!! Ahahah |
If you are that paranoid of upsetting your spouse that you can't confront them about something as basic as body odor then either you need to take some "Real Man" classes and learn how to grow a pair or y'all just ain't compatible period. Because decent partner would appreciate being told by their significant other how funky they are rather than suffer the shame/embarassment of some stranger telling them.
Sheesh y'all are so sensitive its ridiculous. |
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Oh and I forgot, we also use warm water dear... you should educate yourself before judging; it just makes you sound stupid |
Not to mention, the fact that PP compared poop to chicken is even more gross! |
Setting aside the issue of what constitutes clean or not... washing your cutting board after it touches raw chicken is much different than washing down below after using the bathroom. I would make the assumption that those who are using their mouths on another person's genitals have ensured that person has just washed up, but otherwise - they're not "consuming" anything during traditional p in v intercourse, and not ingesting any bacteria. And if they get up after and wash their hands before eating, etc.... then that's the same as handling raw chicken. Also to the first poster in this thread, your arms and legs DO sweat. It just evaporates because the skin is stretched open to the air, as opposed to your underarm, under-boob, butt crack, etc. |
Any body surface always has bacteria. You can't get rid of all of it, but you can decrease the amount. That's good. Just don't fool yourself that you are fully sterilized anywhere. Even in the operating room with very sanitized skin, it isn't perfect. (Not unless you are autoclaved!) |
Sure, but at least it won’t smell |
Not necessarily. She could just need to get to bed early because she’s tired. You expecting sex would get in the way of that, which is why she forewarns you. |
This is ridiculous and som martyrdom-nonsense. I have 3 kids and stay at home. I have showered every day of my life except when a doctor told me it was not permitted for medical reasons (just had surgery). You are doing something wrong. |
put the toddler in restraints -- or on the floor in the bathroom -- and shower. Or shower at nap time. Or quiet time, if your kids don't nap. Put them on the ipad or in front of the tv for 10 minutes. take a shower when your SO is home (provided you have one, which I assume you do if you are a SAHP).
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I had to shower after reading this. Yeck! "Privilege of self-care." You're not fooling anyone, especially your dh, who has to smell that nasty ass in bed next to him. |
Agree. I shower every day. There's no excuse for not showering with a kid. |
Main event you are Italian, do you at least use the bidet? I hope so. Also, what do you have to get ready for DH morning routine? Are you his mom too? Can he pick his own clothes so you have time to take a shower? |