The “y’all” poster. Uses it in a condescending way. If you post something he doesn’t like, he uses the address to indicate that you must be southern and stupid.

The H1B Hater

the "eh. . . " poster. Claims to work in a law firm as a lawyer but seems to spend an inordinate amount of time on DCUM. She's contrarian, which isn't the issue, the issue is starting every single post with the inarticulate, "eh, just bring more tacos to the party" type comments. Just drives me nuts that anyone has to start every comment with an "eh". Like women who have to start every sentence with "So. . . there we were . . . "

Bullis Mom. Though I (thankfully) haven't seen her in a long time.

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Anonymous wrote:LIVID

I think LIVID is related to HORRIFIC and they likely live in "NoAr"

You don’t get it. LIVID is a poster from way back, she’s a Fed who had a much wanted pregnancy but the fetus had anencephaly, a condition not compatible with life. Because she’s a Fed her insurance wouldn’t cover the termination so she was billed for the doctor, anesthesiologist and hospital charges. She testified on the Hill about it and everything IIRC.

This is her original thread: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/43182.page
There were a bunch more also.
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/218345.page
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/632202.page
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/442455.page
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/367012.page%234783789
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/493563.page%237443401

Wow. LIVID seems like an amazing person. Would love to hear an update from her.

And it doesn't sound like she's anything like what the PPs were inferring.

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Anonymous wrote:LIVID

I think LIVID is related to HORRIFIC and they likely live in "NoAr"

You don’t get it. LIVID is a poster from way back, she’s a Fed who had a much wanted pregnancy but the fetus had anencephaly, a condition not compatible with life. Because she’s a Fed her insurance wouldn’t cover the termination so she was billed for the doctor, anesthesiologist and hospital charges. She testified on the Hill about it and everything IIRC.

This is her original thread: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/43182.page
There were a bunch more also.
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/218345.page
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/632202.page
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/442455.page
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/367012.page%234783789
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/493563.page%237443401

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Anonymous wrote:Don't know how frequent a poster she is, but Lenny's Disgruntled Hostess (https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/740264.page) has a very distinctive voice. Equal parts funny and cruel.

Oh I almost never post threads (that was probably the first in years) but I'm here. Funny and cruel pretty well sums me up

Well, get crackin'! There's a lot going on here that could use your commentary. maybe start with the college forum?

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Anonymous wrote:Hug your Child Today.
I still think about her.

+1 first time I cried reading DCUM

Link?

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/246993.page

Wow.

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Anonymous wrote:What happened to that super tightly wound conservative high school boy who liked to argue about politics and how great young republicans were and wanted help finding a conservative college?

I remember him! I don’t think he’s been here in awhile. Hopefully he’s enjoying some interesting arguments as an undergrad somewhere.

I remember him! He posted in the Reddit sub forum I’m active in several times. I wonder if he ended up at Hamden Sydney

I thought he ended up at St. John's in Annapolis...

I hope it is “classical” and conservative enough for him

Anonymous wrote:The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

Haha that reminds me of a poster who posts about their "international family" even in unrelated threads ("as an International family, we prefer to live in Georgetown because ...", "as an international family, we like apple juice because..."); perhaps she's Mrs. Worldwide? There's also the "French-aristocrat-family" poster who had a castle and came from an aristocratic family. I haven't seen her in a while. Mme. Chateau?

OH -- and airplane noise in 20007 poster! How about Whooooosh or Buzz, for the noise the planes make?

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Anonymous wrote:What happened to that super tightly wound conservative high school boy who liked to argue about politics and how great young republicans were and wanted help finding a conservative college?

I remember him! I don’t think he’s been here in awhile. Hopefully he’s enjoying some interesting arguments as an undergrad somewhere.

I remember him! He posted in the Reddit sub forum I’m active in several times. I wonder if he ended up at Hamden Sydney

I thought he ended up at St. John's in Annapolis...

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Anonymous wrote:Doc Review Dude

He’s legit convinced me to never go into, and actively discourage anyone who wants to do into, document review.

LOL. I have a job where 80% of people have law degrees and sometimes regret not going to law school. Doc Review Dude makes me feel like I dodged a bullet. Thank God I would be ineligible to wander down the path of document review at any point in life, it's THAT BAD.

Anonymous wrote:The person who only responds to posts with an eyeroll emoji, and nothing else.

Haven't actually seen them in a while, and I'm sort of concerned.

There is also the temporary temp on the Jobs board. She never gets hired permanently, and is regularly fired from her temp positions and cannot figure out why. She doesn’t listen to her supervisors’ requests, or anyone’s recommendations on the board, so we see her every 90 days or so.

Is anyone getting to the end of this thread and thinking PHEW I'm not on the list??!