Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 18:03     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

I think the Larla for best writing in a comedic post should go to the woman who recalled where she was the days her precious snowflake was accepted to a selective preschool, a Big 3/4/27 and an Ivy.
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 18:02     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Best newcomer: cocoon in my bananas

Just so funny.
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:59     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

The thread about the lady who wasn't even pregnant bit wanted advice about multiple cars she was going to be buying, but not getting rid of a sportscar, to fit all her nannies and kids was great.
I read the whole damn thread and still can't tell you what the actual advice the OP was looking for
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:59     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Anonymous wrote:Have you Ever Boned a Celebrity is a good read


Can you post the link?
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:55     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

AH, yes, the oldies but goodies.
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:53     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Anonymous wrote:A couple of my all-time faves:

Burgundy Washcloth

DCUM Farce


You beat me to it! These were my two nominees. They're very old.
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I like this one too:

I Think My Goldfish My Be Depressed
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/51605.page#364354

Burgundy washcloth
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/88777.page

the original DCUM farce from 2008

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/18314.page

and my favorite recent one was the long one about whether you should use a separrate washcloth when you wash your perineum
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:44     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

A couple of my all-time faves:

Burgundy Washcloth

DCUM Farce
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:44     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

"Are you Famous?"
No one was, but for a brief moment we thought a bunch of Olympic gymnasts were amongst us. And Kimmie Gibler
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:42     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Don't forget that classic "I'm a kept woman, AMA."
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:36     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

The thread about kids standing on the OP's porch during inclement weather
Also in the emotional frailty category, At a Crossroads with my Partner was a winner
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:30     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Have you Ever Boned a Celebrity is a good read
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 17:13     Subject: Re:DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Middle aged women and Capri pants deserves a lifetime achievement award - it's been going strong since 2011
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 16:07     Subject: Re:DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

I nominate

Net Worth of 2.4M 41 years old and feel poor


http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/438449.page

Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 16:00     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

OP you really need to link to these threads so that people know what you're talking about!

I am one for the classics, but I am also too lazy to post a link:
1. Pine Cone Mom
2. Should I take my three year old to Ruth Chris Steakhouse on NYE?
Anonymous
Post 02/22/2015 15:57     Subject: DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

Post yours here!


* Orphan Fish

* The Adventures of the Mysterious Hairless Hairbrush

* The Pimmett Hills Gamble

* Ringtones in My Bedroom