Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 22:03     Subject: DCUM classics
Ohhh- these are great. I had never heard of the Giant or Game posts. Thank you!
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:55     Subject: Re:DCUM classics

(6) DCUM game

Abstract: Funny back and forth with people saying a little something about themselves and OP (and others?) saying what their real problem is. Very clever responses.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/59785.page
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:50     Subject: DCUM classics
OP, you are good at this. You should pitch screenplays.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:49     Subject: Re:DCUM classics

(5) Rant about Giant cashier

Abstract: OP can’t figure out how to use the Giant hand scanner. Giant cashier (who had an ‘ethnic’ name eventually removed) yells at her to “Hold On” and tells her she has to pay for a chicken she doesn’t want. Thread eventually turns into accusations that the OP is a racist because she mentioned the cashier’s name.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/35799.page#234987
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:48     Subject: DCUM classics
Wasn't there also a thread about the Dairy Godmother and breastfeeding? what happened with that one? similar outrage to the leslie's cakes incident?
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:48     Subject: DCUM classics
*like*
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:44     Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Okay, I'll keep going. I love organization, so maybe this is useful.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:43     Subject: DCUM classics
OP, you did a great job. I love the abstracts and links!
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:41     Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Keep going OP. I like your synopsis.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:39     Subject: Re:DCUM classics
OP here. Now I noticed there was an 18 page thread called DCUM Folklore a month ago. So here I am reinventing the wheel.

Sorry.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:34     Subject: Re:DCUM classics
(4) Dirty Dice

Abstract: Woman buys some Trouble board games and finds the dice under the bubble are dirty. She is understandably horrified. Thread sets off some very funny replies.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/29751.page
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:30     Subject: Re:DCUM classics
(3) Fancy Cakes by Leslie

Abstract: OP says she was kicked out of Leslie's cupcake shop for breastfeeding. The degree of outrage this causes among DCUM readers incites plans to picket/boycott/set fire to the shop. Leslie comes on but is not apologetic enough initially to the now militant breastfeeders. She must eventually grovel for mercy as her livelihood is almost destroyed.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/62931.page
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:28     Subject: DCUM classics
Anonymous wrote:(1) Burgundy washcloths

Abstract: Lady claims she will forego tampons or sanitary napkins from now on and simply stuff a burgundy washcloth in her panties. Thread goes viral when someone mentions you can buy re-usable crocheted tampons.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/88777.page


I mentioned the tampons. LOL
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:23     Subject: Re:DCUM classics
(2) Corn

Abstract: OP ponders if it is rude to peel back the corn husk a little to check it before purchasing. Thread reaches its pinnacle when the comparison is made between peeling corn and driving a fancy Euro-car.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/179780.page
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2012 21:17     Subject: DCUM classics
(1) Burgundy washcloths

Abstract: Lady claims she will forego tampons or sanitary napkins from now on and simply stuff a burgundy washcloth in her panties. Thread goes viral when someone mentions you can buy re-usable crocheted tampons.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/88777.page