What's the grossest thing your SO does?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have sex with his mistress, it really disgusts me to think about it.

Dooo Whaaaat?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon.

OMG good description. Equal (enourmous) pleasure for me for both. Enjoying wound care/pimple popping is my gross habit. Also if I feel a dry booger I have to excuse myself to go pick it- inside of my nose is sensitive I guess.

Anyone here secretly love their partner's gross habit?

DH is super neat/clean... And I actually LOVE this about him but someone somewhere wouldn't.... he has massive circus farts like he has a wind instrument shaped fistula in his bum. It is pretty incredible. They are loud, wet, sloppy and startling. I scream or jump at some point every day. All our little kids laugh. He makes it my problem, stating "you are right next to me- I've been doing this for years- why are you scared? You are so jumpy..." Sometimes he squeezes MY bum cheek as he does it so it feels like I did it... or do a reverse maneuver and pull my finger as he does it... makes me feel so dirty. He will yell "ugh, what are you feeding me that is causing this??" in fake torment (he does all the cooking). He will name them and describe them (squeaky fart) "That was Rhonda. She works in accounting and is a little shy" (loud bombastic fart) "Oh No! That's Ted, her boss.... he is such a d-I-I-I-ick!!!" I find it all hilarious. He is really great looking, well dressed and professional and I think "if only your employees knew" because it is BEYOND. I also don't think he could hold it in long enough to find another woman who would accept/enjoy/encourage it as I do.

::dying:: I wish we were friends, you awesome sicko

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross.

I find the “playing on your phone while pooping” thing absolutely disgusting. I remember reading a study that found phones taken in the bathroom have thousands of times more bacteria than phones that aren’t. Plus, I know people who have trained themselves so they can only poop if they have their phone.

Ugh, me, too - my husband brings his phone into the toilet all the time. He's posting FB updates while taking a dump. Then he wants me to look at something on his phone. YICK.

Let me say, I love my husband - he's a bear of a man, good to me and our animals (we have no kids). But he does some gross things. He doesn't wash his hands after peeing. He gets poop stains on the toilet seat and doesn't notice. He farts - energetic blasts that are quite alarming. He gets pee stains on his underwear, which fine, but then he hangs around the house in his underwear with no pants.

Most of these involve farts, pees, and poops, I now realize. What a thing, to be an adult.

[Anonymous]

She’ll sometimes queef on my face when I’m going down on her. Maybe it’s the angle of her pelvis?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She’ll sometimes queef on my face when I’m going down on her. Maybe it’s the angle of her pelvis?

seriously, she can't help that. I find it embarrassing, but have to laugh at it because it means he's been banging me at an odd angle, yes.