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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon.  [/quote]

OMG good description. Equal (enourmous) pleasure for me for both. Enjoying wound care/pimple popping is my gross habit. Also if I feel a dry booger I have to excuse myself to go pick it- inside of my nose is sensitive I guess.

Anyone here secretly love their partner's gross habit?

DH is super neat/clean... And I actually LOVE this about him but someone somewhere wouldn't....  he has massive circus farts like he has a wind instrument shaped fistula in his bum. It is pretty incredible. They are loud, wet, sloppy and startling. I scream or jump at some point every day. All our little kids laugh. He makes it my problem, stating "you are right next to me- I've been doing this for years- why are you scared? You are so jumpy..." Sometimes he squeezes MY bum cheek as he does it so it feels like I did it... or do a reverse maneuver and pull my finger as he does it... makes me feel so dirty. He will yell "ugh, what are you feeding me that is causing this??" in fake torment (he does all the cooking). He will name them and describe them (squeaky fart) "That was Rhonda. She works in accounting and is a little shy" (loud bombastic fart) "Oh No! That's Ted, her boss.... he is such a d-I-I-I-ick!!!" I find it all hilarious. He is really great looking, well dressed and professional and I think "if only your employees knew" because it is BEYOND. I also don't think he could hold it in long enough to find another woman who would accept/enjoy/encourage it as I do.[/quote]

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