DH farts in his sleep
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Anonymous
| I'm sorry the visual is hilarious! I'm with OP that is truly disgusting. Once in a while fine but every night. No! |
Anonymous
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The older you are, the more you fart and the lighter you sleep.
There's more bad stuff that happens, but I will spare you. Like PP said, you married a human - as did your DH. |
Anonymous
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You sound like a complete b*tch.
This is not a problem and you’re acting like a huge baby with all your bedtime routine requirements. Get over it. Like someone else said, you married a human. |
Anonymous
| Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight! |
Anonymous
| Separate bedrooms. |
Anonymous
| It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks. |
Anonymous
What he needs is a cork. |
Anonymous
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Get him some Shreddies - not the cereal, the flatulence filtering underwear.
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Anonymous
I'm pretty sure her requirement is to sleep. As it is for all humans. But, OP, you have a spare bedroom? Because it's time for separate sleeping arrangements, if you really aren't getting enough sleep. Snuggle, have sex, what have you, but actually sleep in a different room. |
Anonymous
All that flashes through my mind is the uncorking at high velocity. |
Anonymous
| Take a Tylenol PM. |
Anonymous
Haha! |
Anonymous
Literally everyone farts in their sleep. Even you, pp. |
ZachF
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| Pull the blankets over his head and give him his own Dutch Oven. |