DH farts in his sleep

[Anonymous]

I love how OP imagines she's like sleeping with some kind of Venus....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks.

Literally everyone farts in their sleep. Even you, pp.

I'm sure! But I don't live through my own nighttime farts. I'm sure they are funny. But the first time I heard DH fart in his sleep I just thought it was hysterical. I never KNEW! Before kids I was a better sleeper than he was, so for years of marriage I was rarely awake when he was asleep. I mean, how would I know that people fart in their sleep when I'm asleep???

[Anonymous]

Everyone toots. Sleep in separate beds if it bothers you or buy him charcoal underpants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The older you are, the more you fart and the lighter you sleep.

There's more bad stuff that happens, but I will spare you.

Like PP said, you married a human - as did your DH.

Oh hell no.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I love how OP imagines she's like sleeping with some kind of Venus....

'Venus' doesn't mean what you think it means.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I love how OP imagines she's like sleeping with some kind of Venus....

'Venus' doesn't mean what you think it means.

Yeah, I don't get the above sentence ...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I love how OP imagines she's like sleeping with some kind of Venus....

'Venus' doesn't mean what you think it means.

Yeah, I don't get the above sentence ...

I assumed PP meant a goddess. Like the goddess of love. Maybe it’s a typo.

[Anonymous]

OP here. Thanks for your perspectives! I can assure you that this is a relatively recent behavior in my DH. He's got quite a well developed toileting routine which seems to have been sufficient in the past. And, contrary to what some have suggested, I'm actually a heavier sleeper than I was in the past so it's not a matter of me just noticing it now. Something else has got to be going on with him! I guess until he figures that out, it's the couch for him! Let the dog deal with the smell!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. Thanks for your perspectives! I can assure you that this is a relatively recent behavior in my DH. He's got quite a well developed toileting routine which seems to have been sufficient in the past. And, contrary to what some have suggested, I'm actually a heavier sleeper than I was in the past so it's not a matter of me just noticing it now. Something else has got to be going on with him! I guess until he figures that out, it's the couch for him! Let the dog deal with the smell!

If you make him sleep on the couch for a normal human bodily function you deserve to be divorced.

[Anonymous]

I have to agree....

If the dog is being affected, than that is when you KNOW.
One of the benefits of having a pet.

[Anonymous]

He's happier now. He can watch his porn in peace and doesn't have to deal with your snoring and farting.

[Anonymous]

Troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. Thanks for your perspectives! I can assure you that this is a relatively recent behavior in my DH. He's got quite a well developed toileting routine which seems to have been sufficient in the past. And, contrary to what some have suggested, I'm actually a heavier sleeper than I was in the past so it's not a matter of me just noticing it now. Something else has got to be going on with him! I guess until he figures that out, it's the couch for him! Let the dog deal with the smell!

Thank you for this thread, OP. I got quite a chuckle.

You say this is more recent - there may be something going on with his digestion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks.

you probably do this too but just don't realize.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think he's been farting in his sleep for the last 20 years and now that you are off a certain age you are not sleeping through it any longer

DP

Not true...there are physical changes that can affect. Mine have changed quite a bit due to a couple of changes.