DH farts in his sleep

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry the visual is hilarious! I'm with OP that is truly disgusting. Once in a while fine but every night. No!

[Anonymous]

The older you are, the more you fart and the lighter you sleep.

There's more bad stuff that happens, but I will spare you.

Like PP said, you married a human - as did your DH.

[Anonymous]

Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!

[Anonymous]

You sound like a complete b*tch.

This is not a problem and you’re acting like a huge baby with all your bedtime routine requirements. Get over it. Like someone else said, you married a human.

[Anonymous]

Separate bedrooms.

[Anonymous]

It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!

What he needs is a cork.

[Anonymous]

Get him some Shreddies - not the cereal, the flatulence filtering underwear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You sound like a complete b*tch.

This is not a problem and you’re acting like a huge baby with all your bedtime routine requirements. Get over it. Like someone else said, you married a human.

I'm pretty sure her requirement is to sleep. As it is for all humans. But, OP, you have a spare bedroom? Because it's time for separate sleeping arrangements, if you really aren't getting enough sleep. Snuggle, have sex, what have you, but actually sleep in a different room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!

What he needs is a cork.

All that flashes through my mind is the uncorking at high velocity.

[Anonymous]

Take a Tylenol PM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!

What he needs is a cork.

All that flashes through my mind is the uncorking at high velocity.

Haha!

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks.

Literally everyone farts in their sleep. Even you, pp.

[ZachF]

Pull the blankets over his head and give him his own Dutch Oven.