DH farts in his sleep

[Anonymous]

ZachF wrote:Pull the blankets over his head and give him his own Dutch Oven.

Bahahaha! This entire thread has me in stitches.

OP take the poor dog and sleep in another bedroom, or encase your husband in some kind of space bubble.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is Melania on here complaining about the sharter-in-chief...?

I think it's Bill with Hillary eating all that spicy food and hot sauce she slathers on it.

[Anonymous]

Tell him to change is diet. He's eating crap.

[Anonymous]

I'm just sorry for you that you aren't enjoying this more.

Farts are awesome. I LOL with every fart that occurs in my home. I even push cheese on my lactose intolerant hubby because the stench is so awful I enjoy complaining about it.

Try to see the humour or stick a beano down his gullet daily and massage his throat like a cat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm just sorry for you that you aren't enjoying this more.

Farts are awesome. I LOL with every fart that occurs in my home. I even push cheese on my lactose intolerant hubby because the stench is so awful I enjoy complaining about it.

Try to see the humour or stick a beano down his gullet daily and massage his throat like a cat.

I'm cracking up here.

[Anonymous]

Sue him, it’s a nuisance.

[Anonymous]

I do too. Signed A female