hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.

I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.

Hello!

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.

I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.

Translation: I'm not pretty (or a good person), but at least I'm not fat.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.

I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.

Translation: I'm not pretty (or a good person), but at least I'm not fat.

Translation: I'm an underachieving loser who must try to cut you down to detract from my pathetic existence.

Anonymous wrote:Discrete or discreet?

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Sex and intimacy are the same thing to me so your post makes little sense. Is it not intimate for someone to have their face close to your undergarments?

When the role is filled, the person will be getting in my pants, on my terms, in a mutually beneficial situation.

What is your interest in this? Are you a bitter male or a woman who thrives in misery?

I'm a man and while they can overlap at times sex and intimacy are different for me.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.

Also married female here looking for an AP - how old are you Mr. Perv? You sound like fun!

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

Any notion of how attractive you may be has just been negated by your words. You really are a novice in affair land. Good luck with that.

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.

I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.

Anonymous wrote:I want to have a long term affair with one person.

I don't have any prospects.

I'm a woman.

I will update this if my status changes.

For now, everyone else confess your sins.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

Any notion of how attractive you may be has just been negated by your words. You really are a novice in affair land. Good luck with that.

Op could at least give a general description. Maybe she wants someone who doesn't care about looks. Hahahahaha