I'm trying to have an affair

[Anonymous]

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

What is your definition of a perv? Doesn't any man meeting up with a married woman on the side have perversion on the mind?

[Anonymous]

Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

[hula]

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

[hula]

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

What is your definition of a perv? Doesn't any man meeting up with a married woman on the side have perversion on the mind?

I don't equate a desire for intimacy with perversion. Those are two different paths.

[Anonymous]

I could have written this OP. Unfortunately, after doing my research, a lot of married guys out there are very overweight and unattractive. I think that explains why they are out there in the first place. My sexlife has been dormant for a few years now. Should I just divorce because I am not fulfilled sexually?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

I'm a great guy (and tall and extremely well-educated), and would like something long-term, but I'm a perv.

Also married female here looking for an AP - how old are you Mr. Perv? You sound like fun!

[Anonymous]

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

What is your definition of a perv? Doesn't any man meeting up with a married woman on the side have perversion on the mind?

I don't equate a desire for intimacy with perversion. Those are two different paths.

Because you have a strange notion that men want intimacy when all they want is sex. They will say and to anything that you want to get in your pants.

[hula]

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

What is your definition of a perv? Doesn't any man meeting up with a married woman on the side have perversion on the mind?

I don't equate a desire for intimacy with perversion. Those are two different paths.

Because you have a strange notion that men want intimacy when all they want is sex. They will say and to anything that you want to get in your pants.

Sex and intimacy are the same thing to me so your post makes little sense. Is it not intimate for someone to have their face close to your undergarments?

When the role is filled, the person will be getting in my pants, on my terms, in a mutually beneficial situation.

What is your interest in this? Are you a bitter male or a woman who thrives in misery?

[Anonymous]

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.

[Anonymous]

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your are a woman. It shouldn't be hard. Suggestion #1: get a user name here, post in this thread with said user name and identify yourself as the OP in that post. Offers will roll in.

This is my username. Thank you for the suggestion. I would like some information on where to find a good candidate, no pervs.

What is your definition of a perv? Doesn't any man meeting up with a married woman on the side have perversion on the mind?

I don't equate a desire for intimacy with perversion. Those are two different paths.

Because you have a strange notion that men want intimacy when all they want is sex. They will say and to anything that you want to get in your pants.

Sex and intimacy are the same thing to me so your post makes little sense. Is it not intimate for someone to have their face close to your undergarments?

When the role is filled, the person will be getting in my pants, on my terms, in a mutually beneficial situation.

What is your interest in this? Are you a bitter male or a woman who thrives in misery?

I am not bitter I'm just a person who has had many APs and intimacy and sex are different for me. You have to give emotionally to be intimate where sex is just fun, freeing and feels good. If you want an AP you already sound like you are bringing baggage. It's not a date it's a hook up. Good luck on your adventure. I'll just keep on happily enjoying my sex life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I want to have a long term affair with one person.

I don't have any prospects.

I'm a woman.

I will update this if my status changes.

For now, everyone else confess your sins.

Why are you wanting to cheat?

I desire to have a connection that is not going to be reached within my marriage. I have no desire to be a martyr for the sake of the term "marriage".

Very well put, it's your life, and I wouldn't worry too much about labels like 'cheat' and others (there's an awesome book called "The Ethical Slut").

[Anonymous]

hula wrote:

Sex and intimacy are the same thing to me so your post makes little sense. Is it not intimate for someone to have their face close to your undergarments?

When the role is filled, the person will be getting in my pants, on my terms, in a mutually beneficial situation.

What is your interest in this? Are you a bitter male or a woman who thrives in misery?

I'm a man and while they can overlap at times sex and intimacy are different for me.

[Anonymous]

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, tell me a little about yourself physically?

Message me if you are:
-Interesting
-Discrete
-Able to hold a conversation without referring to my breasts
-Looking for a connection that goes beyond sex
-Yet still you are capable of providing a good intimacy experience
-At least slightly spiritual (not religious)

I don't want a fling with a horn dog perv. I can get sexed easily. I'm looking for a long term thing.

Wow, "spiritual" cheaters. That sounds really fulfilling.

Get divorced and have some integrity!!

Get out of this thread and tend to your spouse so you don't find yourself in the same position as my husband.

My husband, unlike people like you, is a good person who loves me, and his family. I don't have to worry about keeping him from cheating, unlike your poor husband.

Don't put your evil decision on your husband. You're an adult, and this is on you. Something is missing inside of you, and I hope that you find it before you make a terrible mistake.

[Anonymous]

I was all with you, OP, until you equated someone's interest in your looks to your interest in their finances. I'm also in the same situation but I'm not really concerned about their financial health - I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. Just someone who has interesting things to say. After 15 years, I've pretty much heard all my DH has to say.

[hula]

Anonymous wrote:

hula wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still crickets in response to all the questions regarding OP's physical appearance...

Let's not interpret this thread as desperation because it's not. I don't need to describe myself on a forum full of people with an Anonymous username. If I'm interested in your company, I'll send pictures.

If you can't function without the answer to that question, then I cannot function without a description of your financial appearance - income, assets, and how that relates to your current level of debt. Thanks.

I personally am not looking to start an affair with you but wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who is would want to know what you look like? Not sure how that compares to assets and liabilities. You are looking for a fling not a marriage.

I'm not sexually attracted to underachievers who can't handle their personal affairs. Just like I would assume you aren't sexually attracted to fat women who can't properly manage their waistline.