Women do you like to be groped by your husbands

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love when my hot husband grabs my ass. Married 22+years

Bless you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

Ok, seriously, even if the kids aren't around, most women do not want someone to just come up to them when they're occupied andhump them like a dog. I really doubt most gay men even want that, either.

[Anonymous]

Only if I can grope him back!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

So his actions are loving and affectionate if the kids were not in the room? lifing his leg like a dog and rubbing up on his wife?

I think most of us just wish our H knew the difference between glancing their hands up our thigh and grabbing us like a sack of potatoes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

So his actions are loving and affectionate if the kids were not in the room? lifing his leg like a dog and rubbing up on his wife?

I think most of us just wish our H knew the difference between glancing their hands up our thigh and grabbing us like a sack of potatoes.

This. It isn't a turn on unless you're 15.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

So his actions are loving and affectionate if the kids were not in the room? lifing his leg like a dog and rubbing up on his wife?

I think most of us just wish our H knew the difference between glancing their hands up our thigh and grabbing us like a sack of potatoes.

Man all you do is complain. I bet you will complain when he stops doing it.

[Anonymous]

At first, any display of physical affection -- crude or otherwise -- receives a favorable response. Then it's "be more mature." Then it's "be more romantic." The it's "not in front of the kids." Then it's "not in the morning, I want to sleep." Then it's "not at night, I want to sleep."

After awhile, it amounts to "don't touch me."

You have what appears to be the full range responding in this thread. Some just love the affection. Some just don't want to be grabbed like a sack of potatoes (as the PP said). Others think they could be turned on if the DH acted in some more appropriate (but unspecified) way. Others just know that they'd prefer the husband stay away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

It's juvenile. About as sexy as fart jokes. Are men scared of being sexy in a mature way?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

It's juvenile. About as sexy as fart jokes. Are men scared of being sexy in a mature way?

Yes! It's like they have some weird defense mechanism in place to be immature. I guess they think they aren't letting their guards down if they aren't being serious.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!

So you like....

I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me.

That is what you like?

I'm pretty the pp was responding to the other posts in this thread that take things out of context and blow them out of proportion. I'd guess she appreciates you proving her point.

I copy and pasted that line from the original post. These are the exact words from OPs post... Not some hyperbole.

I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me.

Apparently lots of H's do this and it is not fun, playful or affectionate.

It was clear the pp wasn't referring to that. You can keep pretending, but it isn't helping your argument.

New poster here. The topic is about dry humping and doing it in front of your kids. You are making crap up. Nobody is complaining about simple playfullness. If you want to talk about that, start a relevant thread. The WHOLE POINT OF PEOPLES COMPLAINTS IS IT IS DRY HUMPING IN FRONT OF CHILDREN. NOT NORMAL PLAYFULL PATS. Some of us are married to hyper sexual men who have the sex drive and sexual approach of an 18yr old with no sense of not doing thesr things in front of an audience.

There have been responses since the original post. It's ok to talk about those too. This is not a dry jumping only discussion thread, and anyone who gives it half a thought should be able to see that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:At first, any display of physical affection -- crude or otherwise -- receives a favorable response. Then it's "be more mature." Then it's "be more romantic." The it's "not in front of the kids." Then it's "not in the morning, I want to sleep." Then it's "not at night, I want to sleep."

After awhile, it amounts to "don't touch me."

You have what appears to be the full range responding in this thread. Some just love the affection. Some just don't want to be grabbed like a sack of potatoes (as the PP said). Others think they could be turned on if the DH acted in some more appropriate (but unspecified) way. Others just know that they'd prefer the husband stay away.

Oh lord. No. Humping like a dog has been a turn off from day one. It isn't rocket science.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm.

OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all.

Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left.

I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!".

Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut.

For the record, I agree that doing this in front of kids is completely wrong and I do not do it -- or at least I keep it to a mild G / PG rating. But most of the comments are just general disgust at the behavior irrespective of whether kids are around.

So his actions are loving and affectionate if the kids were not in the room? lifing his leg like a dog and rubbing up on his wife?

I think most of us just wish our H knew the difference between glancing their hands up our thigh and grabbing us like a sack of potatoes.

Man all you do is complain. I bet you will complain when he stops doing it.

Sounds like you are o e of the obnoxious Hs in question and are bitter because your wife doesn't want your loser ass.

[Anonymous]

What turns you on?

[Anonymous]

Hate it and luckily mine doesn't do it. We are not in high school anymore.