
Where are you? I could invite you over to my basement if all of the grumpy parents wouldn't mind! Or maybe I should call your parents first and let them know that I will be having alcohol there! |
And I agree with this assessment... |
Prefer good weed and condoms - extra large. |
I got the weed! I was saving it for my kids end of the year party but we could probably go ahead and smoke a doobie...but I prefer the pull out method. Is that something negotiable?
Damn you people...you are turning me into a troll! I didn't want to start acting like this but you people are maddening!!!! |
Must be extra large condoms, ribbed for my pleasure. |
OK...I can see this isn't going to work out...I'm not worried about your pleasure...Once I am done I need to go to bed. |
There's a shocker! |
Nah I'm just playin, girl...come over here and lemme show you this thing I can do to you with my thumb.... |
That is HIGHlarious! That's right, just stay on the healthy side of underage drinking by insisting on only the top shelf stuff. How do these kids get home? Do you drive them? Do you call their parents and say "you kid is wasted and needs a ride home, AGAIN?" or just hand them their car keys. Utterly irresponsible. |
THAT'S IT! You are just too too sophisticated for us Philistines. |
The kids stay over, no one leaves until the next day and we make sure that they are OK when they do...now currently they don't have car keys as my kids and their friends are only 14 going on 15 but when that becomes an issue we will make sure that they are OK to drive in the morning (or to be more likely the early afternoon). Again my kids are not binge drinking and beer bonging or whatever they call it. They are kicking back and playing music and having some beers. They are watching sports or movies and having fun. I bet at most my 14 year olds have drank 4 or 5 beers in a night...not the kind of thing people are exactly dying off of.... |
This Chivas guy is really making me laugh....You rule! |
SERIOUSLY! I mean on the other hand if a kid does something good. Let em know about it. Pat em on the back and make sure they are rewarded somehow. I'm not one of those parents that just punishes their kids...I reward the hell out of those 2 monsters. When they deserve it...which is actually most of the time. |
But I will straight go 5 across the eyes if they need it too... |
Don't take my positive mental attitude for weakness, kiddo! |