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What's good for the goose and so on...
I leave the lights on everywhere. I cut the baby's fingernails and insist that I don't need to pick them all up because they're tiny. I grind my teeth. I snore. |
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i snore
im anxious about things i tell long winded stories |
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I repeat myself
I leave lights on I throw things away carelessly (baby bibs, utensils, once even a computer battery) |
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I steal blankets
I'm careless I exaggerate stories I like to pick at his food |
seriously, are you my exW, or my current (post divorce) GF? |
| I leave the new roll of toilet paper on top of the toilet paper holder rather than putting it on properly. Drives DH batty. |
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I say everything is fine when I am clearly irked about something.
I leave my hair in the shower. I throw out produce and deli meat that *could* technically still be good. |
| He hates that I don't unpack boxes or bins from moves. I figure if I don't unpack it I don't need it that badly and I can chuck it eventually. |
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I send her a massive text with only the word "hi" written out 50 times when she's driving. Of course she uses the blue tooth feature and accepts the message so for the next 5 mins all she's hearing is hi.
When she's gone sometimes I turn her stuff upside down. Very carefully though so nothing gets broken. When she's sleeping in the morning I wake her up with the "Everything is Awesome" song at full blast from my phone! As soon as I get home I hop in the bed, mess up the covers then hop back out. I give her raspberries on her face. |
well aren't you the cutest thing! |
Thread asked for things that annoy, that's my list. |
| I don't rinse my muesli bowl. |
| I refuse to eat the last bit of cereal in the box, last bit of milk in the carton, etc. I prefer to open new. |
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I lie right to his face when he's watching sports on tv and has asked me to watch so i'm sitting there reading a book and he says "Baby, did you SEE that?!?!"
I rearrange the furniture sometimes. I reorganize/rearrange/purge. |
I would leave you. You sound like a manipulative, attention seeking ass. Are you 12? |