What the hell happened to JD Vance?

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Like, how do you screw up ordering doughnuts?

why would the campaign release this? the employees look so unhappy to take his order and the lady behind the counter was clear she didn't want to be in his film and he assured her they'd clip her out but her face continues to be visible throughout the film clip.

JD Vance has zero charisma or appeal. what an odd choice to be a VP on a ticket with an 80 yr old senior. no voter could be inspired to want him to be their leader, much less president of the whole country.

He is SO awkward. And incredibly rude to release against the employee's wishes.

“I’m JD Vance and I am running for Vice President “

“Okay”

Perfect! Lol

“Yeah, and?” Would have been rude. “Vice President of what? “ would have led to more stilted conversation. “Okay” is just right.

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"Wow. What in the hell is wrong with his hair? This is a Yale lawyer? Makes it more obvious he didn’t have the stats or brainpower for that school."




"It looks like he's wearing a hair piece."

Cringe. It looks like he got a haircut but forgot to wear the right toupee. If he were likeable, I'd feel bad for him. I just want him to go away. Even when he loses in November he'll be around the Senate for a while. Ohio voters must be idiots.

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Lol genius

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I would bet anything he is in a sexless marriage and the kids were conceived using IVF.

[Anonymous]

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"Wow. What in the hell is wrong with his hair? This is a Yale lawyer? Makes it more obvious he didn’t have the stats or brainpower for that school."




"It looks like he's wearing a hair piece."

Cringe. It looks like he got a haircut but forgot to wear the right toupee. If he were likeable, I'd feel bad for him. I just want him to go away. Even when he loses in November he'll be around the Senate for a while. Ohio voters must be idiots.

That's what happens when you're Peter Theil's puppet and he throws $15 million into your Senate race.

[Anonymous]

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"Wow. What in the hell is wrong with his hair? This is a Yale lawyer? Makes it more obvious he didn’t have the stats or brainpower for that school."




"It looks like he's wearing a hair piece."

Cringe. It looks like he got a haircut but forgot to wear the right toupee. If he were likeable, I'd feel bad for him. I just want him to go away. Even when he loses in November he'll be around the Senate for a while. Ohio voters must be idiots.

That's what happens when you're Peter Theil's puppet and he throws $15 million into your Senate race.

It wasn’t just Peter, GOP and Mitch poured tens of millions too. While GOP and Mitch did not give resources to Peter’s other weird lapdog in Arizona.

[Anonymous]

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"Wow. What in the hell is wrong with his hair? This is a Yale lawyer? Makes it more obvious he didn’t have the stats or brainpower for that school."




"It looks like he's wearing a hair piece."

Cringe. It looks like he got a haircut but forgot to wear the right toupee. If he were likeable, I'd feel bad for him. I just want him to go away. Even when he loses in November he'll be around the Senate for a while. Ohio voters must be idiots.

That's what happens when you're Peter Theil's puppet and he throws $15 million into your Senate race.

It wasn’t just Peter, GOP and Mitch poured tens of millions too. While GOP and Mitch did not give resources to Peter’s other weird lapdog in Arizona.

Very true, but the guy in AZ was so weird as to be unelectable.

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He dumped those donuts in the trash.

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Anonymous wrote:He dumped those donuts in the trash.

He told them “whatever makes sense.” He probably got all the weird nut covered ones that taste like butt and the powdered sugar covered ones that taste amazing but explode powdered sugar all over you. So yeah they went in the trash, and JD went back to flipping through an old Restoration Hardware catalog.

[Anonymous]

The little toupee tuft is just the icing on his cakehead, isn't it?

[Anonymous]

He's awkward but awkward isn't what makes him a problem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He dumped those donuts in the trash.

He was as interested in those donuts ("sprinkle stuff...just whatever makes sense.") as he was in the people serving them.

That's the reason he's so terrible at small talk: he is absolutely and thoroughly uninterested in the very people he hopes to represent. If he had even the slightest bit of interest in them -- if he thought of them as full human beings who have interests and backgrounds and thoughts and lives and families and stories -- he could have asked questions that would have gotten the conversation going. But no. They are nothing to him but a means to a photo-op. So he had nothing to say.

I hope that woman sues the campaign for recording and distributing her image without consent -- there's an all-parties consent requirement for video there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This isn’t awkward, this is a guy who is physically disgusted by lower CASTE Americans. He hates where he’s from and the people there. He hates his own family. He and his Brahmin wife do not associate with people beneath them. They avoid lower caliber people at all costs. They refuse to life and raise their kids in Ohio because they are coastal elitists who only wanna hobnob with wealthy coastal peers.

This is hard to watch. It smacks of ‘hello proles, what’s it like being poor?’

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Anonymous wrote:He dumped those donuts in the trash.

He was as interested in those donuts ("sprinkle stuff...just whatever makes sense.") as he was in the people serving them.

That's the reason he's so terrible at small talk: he is absolutely and thoroughly uninterested in the very people he hopes to represent. If he had even the slightest bit of interest in them -- if he thought of them as full human beings who have interests and backgrounds and thoughts and lives and families and stories -- he could have asked questions that would have gotten the conversation going. But no. They are nothing to him but a means to a photo-op. So he had nothing to say.

I hope that woman sues the campaign for recording and distributing her image without consent -- there's an all-parties consent requirement for video there.

Usha rubbed off on him. Do not talk to or associate with the lower born, period.