Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
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This was all just today with a 2.5 yr old:
- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out. - the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet. - he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life. - pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny. Toddlers are truly strange little creatures. |
Anonymous
| It's a good thing they're so amusing, because they're so much work! |
Anonymous
| FWIW, my 10 year old is equally mercurial. |
Anonymous
| I love toddler stories |
Anonymous
+ 1! |
Anonymous
| My toddler told me at dinner “I need more buttered noodles in my mouth.” This was his way of asking for seconds. |
Anonymous
| My toddler has intermittent hearing loss. He claims he didn’t hear me tell him to get off the top of his dresser but can hear me open a bag of cookies from two floors and several closed doors away... with the radio on... and a jackhammer breaking concrete outside the window. |
Anonymous
| This just happened earlier when DH came home complaining about a bad day at the office. My toddler solemnly nodded her head in sympathy and said “Daddy did you drop your markers at work?” |
Anonymous
| We’re teaching knocking before entering so today I knocked on my two-year-old’s door and he yelled out, “I on a zoom call!” |
Anonymous
😅 Cute and funny. |
Anonymous
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My toddler was afraid of his shadow and would run from it.
We told him shadows were afraid of trees so just run to a tree. He ran from tree to tree and was like, yea no shadow. |
Anonymous
| Toddler who recently learned that most boys have penises and most girls have vaginas: “My nanny has a dark blue BMW and a vagina.” |
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| Sitting on the potty doing her daily business: “Mama! My nose! It smells .... disgusting!” |
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These stories make me happy.
Signed, Parent of a teenager |
Anonymous
Your nanny has a bmw? That’s an odd thing to post. |