Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!

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Anonymous wrote:We’re teaching knocking before entering so today I knocked on my two-year-old’s door and he yelled out, “I on a zoom call!”

I love this!

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Cracking up at some of these stories. Almost makes me miss the toddler stage.. almost 😁

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Anonymous wrote:Toddler who recently learned that most boys have penises and most girls have vaginas: “My nanny has a dark blue BMW and a vagina.”

Your nanny has a bmw? That’s an odd thing to post.

The vagina means it’s new money.

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My 2 year old sat on a stump in the back yard and intently watched the arborist take down a dead tree a couple houses over (it was pretty cool, they were harnessed to the tree and took it down from the top bit by bit).

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My toddler daughter insists we put on multiple scarves and (in front of a full length mirror always) goes “Spin! Spin Mommy! We are laaaaadies!” So we spin and I feel sick quickly. She could do it all day.

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I have such a vivid memory of suddently being terrified of my favorite stuffed animal as preschooler. I put it on the other side of my room under the nightlight to get it away, but that made it look even more scary! I hid from it under my covers for a while. Then, suddenly I felt bad for it being all alone under the nightlight and thought it was lonely so I went and got it. Kids are weird!

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Anonymous wrote:Toddler who recently learned that most boys have penises and most girls have vaginas: “My nanny has a dark blue BMW and a vagina.”

Your nanny has a bmw? That’s an odd thing to post.

For God’s sake, it’s what the toddler said!! My toddler can list off at least ten makes of cars. It’s funny!

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Anonymous wrote:This was all just today with a 2.5 yr old:

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.

Toddlers are truly strange little creatures.

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
He must seen other kids on tv or outside and something told him inside: I want to look just like that! he will never tell you. More ahead.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
New association with something bad, either dream or something else that made him to have a new fresh look at them.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
That can happen to anyone at any age. In this case, overload and his body has too much of bromelain.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.
Oh, that is just being a child and discovering new ways of having fun with things. Known also as child's play

Considering that this amazes you so much, first time parent and not too much contact with the kid daily?

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Anonymous wrote:We’re teaching knocking before entering so today I knocked on my two-year-old’s door and he yelled out, “I on a zoom call!”

This has me cracking up!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Toddler who recently learned that most boys have penises and most girls have vaginas: “My nanny has a dark blue BMW and a vagina.”

Your nanny has a bmw? That’s an odd thing to post.

For God’s sake, it’s what the toddler said!! My toddler can list off at least ten makes of cars. It’s funny!

I think this was the entire point of the post..

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This was all just today with a 2.5 yr old:

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.

Toddlers are truly strange little creatures.

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
He must seen other kids on tv or outside and something told him inside: I want to look just like that! he will never tell you. More ahead.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
New association with something bad, either dream or something else that made him to have a new fresh look at them.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
That can happen to anyone at any age. In this case, overload and his body has too much of bromelain.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.
Oh, that is just being a child and discovering new ways of having fun with things. Known also as child's play

Considering that this amazes you so much, first time parent and not too much contact with the kid daily?

Np but you're really insufferable!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This was all just today with a 2.5 yr old:

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.

Toddlers are truly strange little creatures.

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
He must seen other kids on tv or outside and something told him inside: I want to look just like that! he will never tell you. More ahead.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
New association with something bad, either dream or something else that made him to have a new fresh look at them.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
That can happen to anyone at any age. In this case, overload and his body has too much of bromelain.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.
Oh, that is just being a child and discovering new ways of having fun with things. Known also as child's play

Considering that this amazes you so much, first time parent and not too much contact with the kid daily?

F off. You’re boring.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This was all just today with a 2.5 yr old:

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.

Toddlers are truly strange little creatures.

- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
He must seen other kids on tv or outside and something told him inside: I want to look just like that! he will never tell you. More ahead.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
New association with something bad, either dream or something else that made him to have a new fresh look at them.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
That can happen to anyone at any age. In this case, overload and his body has too much of bromelain.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.
Oh, that is just being a child and discovering new ways of having fun with things. Known also as child's play

Considering that this amazes you so much, first time parent and not too much contact with the kid daily?

Wow, sweetie, you have way too much time on your hands and no sense of humor. Go out and get a little life for yourself.

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Anonymous wrote:These stories make me happy.

Signed,
Parent of a teenager

Same.
When my DD was little, she did not want to change clothes in her room because of the stuffed animals. She said, “they have eyes”.

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I have a 5 year old so have been through it all before but my 20 month old still cracks me up. She doesn't talk much so its all action. She gets her shoes every morning before breakfast and tries to put them on to go outside and is adamant we need to make a tour of our yard. If her shoes are not close then its her sisters shoes, anything. As soon as she hears any music she starts to wiggle her butt and finds the one spot in the living room where she starts to dance (only that spot). The amount of excitement and hand clapping for an apple sauce pouch is so very over the top adorable. If given said pouch will be adamant she needs to eat it in her high chair and not standing up.
I find age 18 to 2 to be real first glimpses into their personalities and its hilarious. Then they start to talk a lot more too and its a different kind of funny (my first talked late as well).