Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kevin is the resident teller of tales, for sure.

The moonlit Maine kiss!! And then some poor random cute guy in a selfie with her was thought to be “the one” and Jen had to explain that he had a girlfriend so I think her moonlit kiss was actually named George Glass

George Glass 😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Okay but there has to be a dark past in the life of Hot Divorced Detective in order for him to be attracted to Jane’s bad mojo.

I believe, in a shocking twist of fate, it involves Trina.

I vote that Jane re-appears.

She’s been sleeping off her cocktail of cannabis gummies and wine. She can’t remember the past few days. Where is she?
She’s been in the industrial size dumpster in her own driveway the whole time……

[Anonymous]

hahahaha yes, sleeping it off in her cute jean jacket, still 20% off with the code JANEISADORBS

[Anonymous]

What’s her redemption arc?

[Anonymous]

guys guys GUYS YOU GUYS. Check out this HILARIOUS picture of me face-timing my 2 roommates. My TEAM - you guys just DON'T KNOW how many people it takes to keep the Jen Hatmaker illusion chugging along - told me I wasn't allowed to call them roommates anymore so I thought "spawn" would sound extra adorable even though neither of these two wild creatures came from my vajingle, tee hee. 

One of them had a Michigan shirt on - HILARIOUSLY - so I told the other one to immediately go find something Michigan-y (beg, borrow or steal, kids, you know the drill) to put on so I could take a cutesy screenshot where I'm posey posing and they look - well, darlings, who really cares how they look because this is still me camp and we all know what that's about. 

My house is in a sad state, as would be yours if you left these two maniacs home alone with zero instructions on what to do. I am SO UPSET, you guys, that I'm going to get home and find dirty dishes and overflowing trashcans but don't worry, I'll be filming it all for you to see firsthand. Content is King, beloveds. 

Thank goodness @THETYLERMERRITTPROJECT commented on my post. Would have loved to have been a fly on the way when our mutual publicist told him he wasn't participating enough. At least he engaged without using the word "dope" so maybe there's hope, darlings. Maybe. There's. Hope. 

I attempted to engage him in delightfully irreverent banter in the commons section but apparently, his contract still has that clause about one comment and one comment only. I put in a request for a new actor to play my boyfriend and sent my publicists a shot of Jimmy Smits. Not Victor Sifuentes Jimmy Smits but the NERO PADILLA Jimmy Smits. Tres edgy. Meanwhile, I will be working on a name for our moonlight kiss and it won't be george-effing-glass tee hee look at me swearing. 

Back to MeCamp. Back to discovering charming little custard stands and listening to the quaint, dear accents of these Michiganites (errr....Michiganders, Michiganians, whatever) so I can do more posts about how EVERYONE HAS A STORY.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s her redemption arc?

Jane admits she has seen the light by reading dcurbanmamas and begins anew

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:guys guys GUYS YOU GUYS. Check out this HILARIOUS picture of me face-timing my 2 roommates. My TEAM - you guys just DON'T KNOW how many people it takes to keep the Jen Hatmaker illusion chugging along - told me I wasn't allowed to call them roommates anymore so I thought "spawn" would sound extra adorable even though neither of these two wild creatures came from my vajingle, tee hee. 

One of them had a Michigan shirt on - HILARIOUSLY - so I told the other one to immediately go find something Michigan-y (beg, borrow or steal, kids, you know the drill) to put on so I could take a cutesy screenshot where I'm posey posing and they look - well, darlings, who really cares how they look because this is still me camp and we all know what that's about. 

My house is in a sad state, as would be yours if you left these two maniacs home alone with zero instructions on what to do. I am SO UPSET, you guys, that I'm going to get home and find dirty dishes and overflowing trashcans but don't worry, I'll be filming it all for you to see firsthand. Content is King, beloveds. 

Thank goodness @THETYLERMERRITTPROJECT commented on my post. Would have loved to have been a fly on the way when our mutual publicist told him he wasn't participating enough. At least he engaged without using the word "dope" so maybe there's hope, darlings. Maybe. There's. Hope. 

I attempted to engage him in delightfully irreverent banter in the commons section but apparently, his contract still has that clause about one comment and one comment only. I put in a request for a new actor to play my boyfriend and sent my publicists a shot of Jimmy Smits. Not Victor Sifuentes Jimmy Smits but the NERO PADILLA Jimmy Smits. Tres edgy. Meanwhile, I will be working on a name for our moonlight kiss and it won't be george-effing-glass tee hee look at me swearing. 

Back to MeCamp. Back to discovering charming little custard stands and listening to the quaint, dear accents of these Michiganites (errr....Michiganders, Michiganians, whatever) so I can do more posts about how EVERYONE HAS A STORY.

I LOLed.

[Anonymous]

Why didn’t Trevor go to Whitesville?

Are he and Jane really no longer a thing?

That would be a sad ending to the thing all young women dream about since childhood.

A “romance” cobbled together by a joint publicist.

[Anonymous]

They’ll always have flavored coffee creamer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:guys guys GUYS YOU GUYS. Check out this HILARIOUS picture of me face-timing my 2 roommates. My TEAM - you guys just DON'T KNOW how many people it takes to keep the Jen Hatmaker illusion chugging along - told me I wasn't allowed to call them roommates anymore so I thought "spawn" would sound extra adorable even though neither of these two wild creatures came from my vajingle, tee hee. 

One of them had a Michigan shirt on - HILARIOUSLY - so I told the other one to immediately go find something Michigan-y (beg, borrow or steal, kids, you know the drill) to put on so I could take a cutesy screenshot where I'm posey posing and they look - well, darlings, who really cares how they look because this is still me camp and we all know what that's about. 

My house is in a sad state, as would be yours if you left these two maniacs home alone with zero instructions on what to do. I am SO UPSET, you guys, that I'm going to get home and find dirty dishes and overflowing trashcans but don't worry, I'll be filming it all for you to see firsthand. Content is King, beloveds. 

Thank goodness @THETYLERMERRITTPROJECT commented on my post. Would have loved to have been a fly on the way when our mutual publicist told him he wasn't participating enough. At least he engaged without using the word "dope" so maybe there's hope, darlings. Maybe. There's. Hope. 

I attempted to engage him in delightfully irreverent banter in the commons section but apparently, his contract still has that clause about one comment and one comment only. I put in a request for a new actor to play my boyfriend and sent my publicists a shot of Jimmy Smits. Not Victor Sifuentes Jimmy Smits but the NERO PADILLA Jimmy Smits. Tres edgy. Meanwhile, I will be working on a name for our moonlight kiss and it won't be george-effing-glass tee hee look at me swearing. 

Back to MeCamp. Back to discovering charming little custard stands and listening to the quaint, dear accents of these Michiganites (errr....Michiganders, Michiganians, whatever) so I can do more posts about how EVERYONE HAS A STORY.

I LOLed.

Who are you?

Please write more. Never stop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What’s her redemption arc?

Jane admits she has seen the light by reading dcurbanmamas and begins anew

Quits the shilling and exploitive post Capitalist grifting
Apologizes to her “tribe” in an OpEd
Takes a year off the socials
Shelves the current book which seems to be another disaster
Breaks things off officially with Big Sass in a gentle, adult way
Remains truly single for a year
Gets a part time job at a nearby college teaching writing and publishing in the modern age
Comes back in 2026 as a “real writer” not just another influencer chasing fame, money, and clicks

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What’s her redemption arc?

Jane admits she has seen the light by reading dcurbanmamas and begins anew

Quits the shilling and exploitive post Capitalist grifting
Apologizes to her “tribe” in an OpEd
Takes a year off the socials
Shelves the current book which seems to be another disaster
Breaks things off officially with Big Sass in a gentle, adult way
Remains truly single for a year
Gets a part time job at a nearby college teaching writing and publishing in the modern age
Comes back in 2026 as a “real writer” not just another influencer chasing fame, money, and clicks

I would love to see something like this for her. I wonder if she's too deep in the narcissism to be able to look at herself in a critical way, though. As long as she's got validation, the temptation to keep on her current path exists.

I believe she only has a BS, which might be a bar to teaching at universities but there are a lot of community colleges in her area and I'm sure with some pivoting, her "team" could broker a package that would present her as an expert on modern publishing and what it's like to write books in the digital age. I started to become aware of her in 2013 ish and she was a credible and relatable author to me at that time. The teen girl talk and the "buy buy buy" are so cringe, although those brand partnerships are likely paying the bills rn.

[Anonymous]

Her emotional maturity seems stunted at around 20 so I don’t think she’s capable of seeing herself through an objective lens. The only lens she’s capable of viewing herself in is her iPhone camera so she can smack her lips and touch her hair while she’s imagining she’s talking to a bunch of 20 year olds.

[Anonymous]

If you showed 2010 Jen a clip
of 2024 Jen what would 2010 Jen think?

Would she be horrified?

The constantly primping, always selling predatory grifter always on the make for more $. Childishly talking about taboo things like sex, pot smoking, and toys for self pleasure.

Where’s the growth and maturity?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you showed 2010 Jen a clip
of 2024 Jen what would 2010 Jen think?

Would she be horrified?

The constantly primping, always selling predatory grifter always on the make for more $. Childishly talking about taboo things like sex, pot smoking, and toys for self pleasure.

Where’s the growth and maturity?

Right before I read this comment I was actually thinking that either she's regressed or else she was never the person she appeared to be back then.