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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]guys guys GUYS YOU GUYS. Check out this HILARIOUS picture of me face-timing my 2 roommates. My TEAM - you guys just DON'T KNOW how many people it takes to keep the Jen Hatmaker illusion chugging along - told me I wasn't allowed to call them roommates anymore so I thought "spawn" would sound extra adorable even though neither of these two wild creatures came from my vajingle, tee hee.

One of them had a Michigan shirt on - HILARIOUSLY - so I told the other one to immediately go find something Michigan-y (beg, borrow or steal, kids, you know the drill) to put on so I could take a cutesy screenshot where I'm posey posing and they look - well, darlings, who really cares how they look because this is still me camp and we all know what that's about.

My house is in a sad state, as would be yours if you left these two maniacs home alone with zero instructions on what to do. I am SO UPSET, you guys, that I'm going to get home and find dirty dishes and overflowing trashcans but don't worry, I'll be filming it all for you to see firsthand. Content is King, beloveds.

Thank goodness @THETYLERMERRITTPROJECT commented on my post. Would have loved to have been a fly on the way when our mutual publicist told him he wasn't participating enough. At least he engaged without using the word "dope" so maybe there's hope, darlings. Maybe. There's. Hope.

I attempted to engage him in delightfully irreverent banter in the commons section but apparently, his contract still has that clause about one comment and one comment only. I put in a request for a new actor to play my boyfriend and sent my publicists a shot of Jimmy Smits. Not Victor Sifuentes Jimmy Smits but the NERO PADILLA Jimmy Smits. Tres edgy. Meanwhile, I will be working on a name for our moonlight kiss and it won't be george-effing-glass tee hee look at me swearing.

Back to MeCamp. Back to discovering charming little custard stands and listening to the quaint, dear accents of these Michiganites (errr....Michiganders, Michiganians, whatever) so I can do more posts about how EVERYONE HAS A STORY.[/quote]

I LOLed.[/quote]

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