The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I would like this a lot on another tall, icy blonde. She looks crazy thought. Her face is bizarre. I wish people looked at this and realized that all the extensive surgery from a young age is NOT worth it. If she'd just stuck with her nose job and then let herself age a bit, she'd be a beautiful woman in her 40s. Instead she looks like a cyborg.

Great color on the coat though and I love her purse. I will admit the whole effect feels a smidge Germany in the 40s, which given the context, is probably a mistake.

Given the context, it’s probably deliberate!

The green coat dress is gorgeous and is flattering on her but the weird hat pushes it somewhere between vintage Girl Scout and Eva Braun cosplay. And it doesn’t seem to be adding any warmth.

She and her daughter are giving Troop
Beverly Hills vibes

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is stunning, but wtf with the hat? It's just disrespectful.

No she is not stunning find your eyes

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Ivanka's hat is okay but Melania's is odd. It looks out of season in winter and she looks like she's hiding. She wore this type of hat at her son's graduation. You can't see her eyes and it's disconcerting. She really did look great in 2016 in the blue outfit and it was a beautiful color.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka's hat is okay but Melania's is odd. It looks out of season in winter and she looks like she's hiding. She wore this type of hat at her son's graduation. You can't see her eyes and it's disconcerting. She really did look great in 2016 in the blue outfit and it was a beautiful color.

Not only that, basic etiquette of wearing a hat indoors?! Especially as first lady.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka's hat is okay but Melania's is odd. It looks out of season in winter and she looks like she's hiding. She wore this type of hat at her son's graduation. You can't see her eyes and it's disconcerting. She really did look great in 2016 in the blue outfit and it was a beautiful color.

Not only that, basic etiquette of wearing a hat indoors?! Especially as first lady.

Men remove their hats indoors; women need not.

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Anonymous wrote:Today-Inauguration Day:

Melania and Ivanka apparently think they are in the UK…both are wearing hats to church.

Melania has abandoned her Jackie O era. She’s wearing puritan/Star Wars dark side Empire black and white.

Ivanka is wearing very dark Hunter green as she desperately tries to cosplay Kate Middleton.

UK? Do white women never wear hats in church? It’s not as ubiquitous as it used to be, but “church hats” are not uncommon in the DC area.

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Melania’s hat is awful. Maybe she is hiding a cosmetic procedure gone wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:Today-Inauguration Day:

Melania and Ivanka apparently think they are in the UK…both are wearing hats to church.

Melania has abandoned her Jackie O era. She’s wearing puritan/Star Wars dark side Empire black and white.

Ivanka is wearing very dark Hunter green as she desperately tries to cosplay Kate Middleton.

UK? Do white women never wear hats in church? It’s not as ubiquitous as it used to be, but “church hats” are not uncommon in the DC area.

Based on my congregation it is far more common for black women than white women to wear hats in church.
Mantillas are making a small comeback, however (Catholic).

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I just saw the photos. Trump tried to give Melania a kiss on the cheek but the hat got in the way. Girlfriend knows what she’s doing.

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry Lauren Sanchez pic here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14305353/lauren-sanchez-slammed-obscene-choice-outfit-donald-trump-inauguration.html

I can't seem to post it.

Kudos to the daily mail editors for including the photo that looks like every man is looking down her shirt.

And wow, her face is heading towards Michael Jackson (with bigger lips) territory.

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I actually think all the first ladies (current and former) looked really nice today. Hilary and Laura, in particular.

Michelle's absence pretty glaring though..

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Anonymous wrote:I actually think all the first ladies (current and former) looked really nice today. Hilary and Laura, in particular.

Michelle's absence pretty glaring though..

Disagree with Laura. The brown dress was doing her no favors.

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Anonymous wrote:Her hair looks like a wig to me in this pic and her plastic surgery also seems off.

https://x.com/ivankatrump/status/1881103544083788162

Ivanka has thin hair that usually looks pretty stringy and bad at this length. At one point during the first administration she cut it into a medium length bob and looked fantastic. This is 100% a wig.

I saw a picture of her in this initially normal-looking coat and it has… you guessed it, appliqué flowers or something plastered on it. The woman cannot just buy regular, well fitted basics. There MUST be sparkles or appliqué or something weird. I wonder if she feels the price isn’t justified without something that makes the item “unique?”

And her face- who is this? She is going to end up like her mother which makes me deeply sad. Can’t anyone escape their terrible parents in any way? And the eye makeup is a bit dated.

Her figure is enviable, though. Good for her. I wonder if she and Jared are going to be able to keep themselves from worming their way into this administration. They seem to have been showing restraint thus far but these two are not exactly capable of that for long.

-OP

Agree, she’s definitely wearing a wig.

When you mentioned appliqué flowers on this coat I was horrified to see just what you meant…

Yeah those appliqués are awful, and although I like a camel coat it looks awful with that camel shirt underneath it, particularly with the very dark eye makeup it gives her an overall ghastly look. The camel might look better with a chocolate or a winter white and a lighter makeup. The makes her look like a floating head jumping out of a beige wallkpaper or something.

"Optimal angles" per Crazy Rich Asians, er Americans

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Anonymous wrote:Presented without comment, Kellyanne Conway last night

Original OP here:

We are BACK, baby!

This isn’t a dress, this is belly dancer regalia. Except unlike Skeletor here, a belly dancer could actually make it work. It’s too much for the ice capades, even.

Oh my god. You’re so good. lol!!

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Anonymous wrote:Presented without comment, Kellyanne Conway last night

It looks like she stuffed some tissues in the chest area in case she gets the sniffles.

The Ice Capades called. They want their skate costume back.

What a minute!?!?

I did not even see the tissues sticking out the sides the first time.

WTH!?!?