Does Trump really wear diapers?

[Anonymous]

All this #diaperdon talk has me wondering if Trump really does wear diapers? Lots of elderly people do, so wouldn’t be surprising, particularly given the extra bulkiness surrounding his backside, which was especially visible at Thursday’s news conference. Maybe that’s why he’s always it such a foul mood....because he’s constantly spoiling himself?!

[Anonymous]

Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

[Anonymous]

While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

NP. Do any of you actually listen to yourselves, ever?

Hot, wet effluent? I don't even know how some of you come up with these things. Seriously, if you produce "hot, wet effluent" when you poop, then I really suggest you see a doctor. Honestly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

You better stock up on diapers for when he refuses to leave office in a few weeks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

You better stock up on diapers for when he refuses to leave office in a few weeks.

I want him to do that because I want to see him utterly humiliated and thrown out of WH like the garbage that he is. C-SPAN can make it a pay-per-view event and I will pay to watch it!!

[Anonymous]

Outline of his Depends under his pants...at 0:11

[Anonymous]

How old are y’all? 7? Can’t believe the potty humor otherwise.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How old are y’all? 7? Can’t believe the potty humor otherwise.

Really? The leader of the free world has consistently portrayed himself as an invincible superhero, an image that his Neanderthal base desperately clings to. We would understand and perhaps sympathize with him if he revealed that he had incontinence issues and other frailties in his mid 70s. But no...he thinks he is the sexy beast he imagines he is when he ridiculously gyrates to YMCA while wearing Depends. How can we not laugh at this?

[Anonymous]

That’s not what adults diapers look like these days. The nice ones are like thin pull-ups.

I think his ass is fat. No idea if he wears Depends.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How old are y’all? 7? Can’t believe the potty humor otherwise.

Really? The leader of the free world has consistently portrayed himself as an invincible superhero, an image that his Neanderthal base desperately clings to. We would understand and perhaps sympathize with him if he revealed that he had incontinence issues and other frailties in his mid 70s. But no...he thinks he is the sexy beast he imagines he is when he ridiculously gyrates to YMCA while wearing Depends. How can we not laugh at this?

Carry on with your scatological bad selves since it brings you so much pleasure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

Who is ever we? That’s why it is, you know, funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

Who is ever we? That’s why it is, you know, funny.

It’s never funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

That’s what I wondered every time Trump said “we’re looking into it very strongly.”

Who is we? What does it mean?

Trump never said, and so I will follow his lead.