Does Trump really wear diapers?

[Anonymous]

I am surprised no one posted this pix yet on this thread

(no, not photoshopped)

[Anonymous]

Well, he always does sit as though he's on the toilet.
Some comedian pointed that out in 2017, I forget who.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, he always does sit as though he's on the toilet.
Some comedian pointed that out in 2017, I forget who.

Noel Casler?

[Anonymous]

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I am surprised no one posted this pix yet on this thread

(no, not photoshopped)

It is photoshopped. Debunked by Snopes.

[Anonymous]

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It's called supporting the economy, OK?
Supporting our beautiful American econ-ooh-mee,
And supporting it very strongly.
Kimberly-Clark, one of our great American companies.

Kimberly-Clark make a product called Depends.
Dependzzz, an adult diaper. An adult diaper.
A diaper for adults, OK? They call 'em Depends.
They're good for number 1 and number 2. They're good for both, OK?

Either way, you're good. Either way, doesn't matter.
Both numbers 1 and 2, or a mix. Doesn't matter.

A great American company and we're supporting them very strongly.

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Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

Who is ever we? That’s why it is, you know, funny.

It’s never funny.

The “we” parody is funny, not the diaper part. Which apparently went way, way over your head.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well, he always does sit as though he's on the toilet.
Some comedian pointed that out in 2017, I forget who.

Noel Casler?

No, maybe Seth Myers?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

”They’re all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.”

Quote of 2020 - WINNER 🏆
A multifaceted, versatile & comprehensive portrait of the man — an encompassing depiction of both his presidency and his life.

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Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

Who is ever we? That’s why it is, you know, funny.

It’s never funny.

Comicality usually isn’t funny to those who aren’t astute... and lack a sense of humor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many public figures wear pads or diapers because if ling stretches where they can’t get to a bathroom. Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Biden at least wears a urinary pad

What is your basis for saying this?

VIP's usually get breaks when they ask for them...and have no qualms about keeping others waiting either.

[Anonymous]

Hopey, my Hopey, Hope Hickzzz,
Where's my Hopey?
She carries my Depends for me.
Always got a fresh pair, gets ridda the soiled ones.

Dependzzz. They're great for numbers 1 and 2.
Either way, you're covered. Even number 2, OK? They're incredible.

What a product. What a product.

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Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

It is Trump speaking LOL

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Anonymous wrote:Many people are saying he wears the diapers.

Tremendous diapers, they say.

They say, sir. Sir, they say, he wears diapers. They have tears in their eyes.

Maybe he does. Maybe he doesn’t.

We’re looking into it very strongly.

Who is “we”? Who is looking into it “very strongly” (whatever that means)?

That’s what I wondered every time Trump said “we’re looking into it very strongly.”

Who is we? What does it mean?

Trump never said, and so I will follow his lead.

Trump says something stupid so that is why you will follow his lead?
You are just normalizing his stupidity.

You are missing a humor chip.

[Anonymous]

When it comes to adult diapers,
You only want the best, OK? Only the best.
Lotta diapers can handle number one. Number one’s easy.
But number two, number two is a whole ‘nother ballgame.

Number two is the real deal. So ya gotta have Depends.
Depends can handle either, and handle them beautifully.
Either way, you’re covered. Either way, you’re good.
They call it an adult diaper. It’s a diaper, for adults.

Just so you understand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:While I have no trouble believing the decrepit, senile husk that is Trump soils himself regularly, I actually have a hard time believing he wears diapers.

His egotism and vanity would never allow him to wear diapers since that would be admitting that he is incontinent and therefore weak.

What's much more likely in my opinion is that he constantly shits himself but lets the hot, wet effluent run down his legs, praying that his hangers-on don't notice. He believes they don't, but in fact everyone around him knows that he regularly makes a giant mud pie in his pants but they're all too afraid to let the Emperor know he has no clothes, so they all pretend he's a big boy who doesn't doody in his pants.

This was glorious to read. Giggling and crying on my couch.