Jen Hatmaker

Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:Jen did a podcast with Christine Blasey Ford. Talk about yesterday’s news.

I am sure Jen studiously probed CBF’s bold claims diligently and didn’t just take them at face value.


And who is CBF?


Christine Blasey Ford, the woman who accused Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault in the early 80s.
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:It's almost June so we all know that a new MeCamp post is about to drop. Jen has been gifted with the most precious and most dear cottage somewhere quaint and idyllic. Like in Vermont or upstate NY or Oregon. She will spool out the most curated effort at trying to make her MeCamp into a living and breathing Hallmark romance.

Beloved but slightly wounded girlboss-to-the-masses breezes into beautiful little town and delights the locals with her folksy interactions and "hijinks". Her natural charm and grace enlivens all she encounters. She will hold babies. Yes, she will find the local gays and get invited to a cocktail party. And there's romance too in the shape of a handsome, t-shirt wearing artiste boyfriend who joins her over a few days. You will swoon with delight it'll be just so dear and just so precious. Watch in amazement as our heroine rents a bunch of scooters and zips around noisily with her vesting gaggle of friends. The locals will just be so touched as the braying guffaws roll over the cobble stone streets. Aren't they lucky to have her just for a few weeks?



These parodies are really well done. Now THIS poster is a writer to watch lol.


Agree! Spot on. As I read this I couldn’t help but wonder why doesn’t Jen just write a fictional romcom because she makes all of this stuff up anyway.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's almost June so we all know that a new MeCamp post is about to drop. Jen has been gifted with the most precious and most dear cottage somewhere quaint and idyllic. Like in Vermont or upstate NY or Oregon. She will spool out the most curated effort at trying to make her MeCamp into a living and breathing Hallmark romance.

Beloved but slightly wounded girlboss-to-the-masses breezes into beautiful little town and delights the locals with her folksy interactions and "hijinks". Her natural charm and grace enlivens all she encounters. She will hold babies. Yes, she will find the local gays and get invited to a cocktail party. And there's romance too in the shape of a handsome, t-shirt wearing artiste boyfriend who joins her over a few days. You will swoon with delight it'll be just so dear and just so precious. Watch in amazement as our heroine rents a bunch of scooters and zips around noisily with her vesting gaggle of friends. The locals will just be so touched as the braying guffaws roll over the cobble stone streets. Aren't they lucky to have her just for a few weeks?



These parodies are really well done. Now THIS poster is a writer to watch lol.


Agree! Spot on. As I read this I couldn’t help but wonder why doesn’t Jen just write a fictional romcom because she makes all of this stuff up anyway.


Please don’t give her any ideas.
Anonymous
Oh don’t worry! She’ll never write a fictional romcom because that’s a good idea that would make sense for her. She steers way clear of good ideas that make sense for her
Anonymous
“If you have been around me for even half a minute you know the conversation around body positivity and body image is super important to me.”

Lol. You only started talking about this HALF A MINUTE ago.

She’s such a clown.
Anonymous
Take a seat Jen. You literally make money off of a “cookbook” you “wrote” that is nothing but junk food and then to top it off, you’re so callous that you make a social post that shames peoples’ bodies. Do NOT come for your “beloveds” all of a sudden claiming you’re the queen of healthy living and body positivity.
Anonymous
Christine Blasey Ford? Really? Huh. Maybe next time, she'll have Kato Kaelin on.

Maybe her new "save nothing for the swim home" book is all about how to kill a podcast.
Anonymous
If you've known me for even a half a minute you'd know what I've been a leader in the body positivity and body wellness space. Like for FOREVER. My last cookbook even had some recommendations for substituting low-fat sour cream for regular sour cream in my Gut Buster Tail Gate Nacho Supreme recipe. I am so body positive that I positively love using the ample bodies of strangers are warm pillows on airplanes. What's more body positive than that? Dear ones. Precious ones. No one has been a better advocate and ally in the hard conversations than me. No one.
Anonymous
All you posters talking about religion and lgbtq issues please go to your own forums. We don’t want you here. This is for JH snark only. You guys are ruining my fun!

Do you really think she reads this?

That would be something.

I really really dislike her shtick.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:“If you have been around me for even half a minute you know the conversation around body positivity and body image is super important to me.”

Lol. You only started talking about this HALF A MINUTE ago.

She’s such a clown.


💯🤡
Anonymous
Mouthwash now? I think we are being trolled.
Anonymous
Why did she have to post a picture of her gory, post surgery hand and tell us that she cut the stitches out herself with a unsterile object at home?? Such a nasty picture and gross thing to do.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you've known me for even a half a minute you'd know what I've been a leader in the body positivity and body wellness space. Like for FOREVER. My last cookbook even had some recommendations for substituting low-fat sour cream for regular sour cream in my Gut Buster Tail Gate Nacho Supreme recipe. I am so body positive that I positively love using the ample bodies of strangers are warm pillows on airplanes. What's more body positive than that? Dear ones. Precious ones. No one has been a better advocate and ally in the hard conversations than me. No one.


hilarious
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why did she have to post a picture of her gory, post surgery hand and tell us that she cut the stitches out herself with a unsterile object at home?? Such a nasty picture and gross thing to do.


Doesn't seem wise either.
Anonymous
The conversation around body positivity is so important to Big Sis, that rather than discussing her own body image issues, she decided to:
1) get a tummy tuck, 2) post several photos of her new stomach in a bikini, and 3) tell her “tribe” that her new body was obtained by eating a few more vegetables and going for a walk.

I absolutely loathe Rachel Hollis, but her “real” stomach bikini photo helped launch her career, and she’s never deviated from it. Props to her.
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