Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel confident Jen or someone in her camp is trying to switch the narrative here to a political hot topic in hopes of shutting down her snark thread. 🙄

agreed!

let's get back back to Me Camp speculation!

Lol. I feel like this is the person from Jen’s camp! Drumming up Me Camp speculation for the big announcement.

I’m over Me Camp. It’s the same story every year. 1) She acts like it took her all year to decide where to go, when really she just goes wherever a fan has offered her an Airbnb for free. 2) It’s always, unironically, a very *white* destination. 3) What other woman actually gets to take an entire month off from life and do this? It’s so unrelatable. 4) She is randomly visited by all of her besties, who are just as annoying as her.

We need a new snark term for Me Camp. It’s that terrible.

It's hard to improve Me Camp. I Love Me Camp? How to be a narcissist camp?

[Anonymous]

she’s using the “beet red” filter again

[Anonymous]

The longer summer goes on with not even a hint of a new MeCamp makes this gal think that maybe Jen isn’t going to do a MeCamp this year? I guess no super little cute and perfect and just so cottage or converted convent or precious tiny hidey hole tucked away in some quant and precious and just so so dear little village in the mountains of Vermont or along the coast of South Carolina came along with an offer?

That’s unfortunate. So many babies won’t be grabbed by strangers this summer. So many locals won’t get the blessing of Jen’s eternal sunshine.

There’s still
A lot of summer left, though. Maybe she’ll surprise us!

It’s been pretty quiet on the Tyler front recently or is it just me?

[Anonymous]

she claimed she has her Focl sleep gummies at his house😎

[Anonymous]

I'm guessing she will do a mini-MeCamp. You know our girl can't sit still for long.

[Anonymous]

Jen’s fawning, melodramatic 48th birthday post to Tyler. Looks like they are still together.

But didn’t Jen write very similar over the top “My Guy…can ya’ll just believe how cute we are?” tributes to Brandon too?

Like right before they split up?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen’s fawning, melodramatic 48th birthday post to Tyler. Looks like they are still together.

But didn’t Jen write very similar over the top “My Guy…can ya’ll just believe how cute we are?” tributes to Brandon too?

Like right before they split up?

Why can’t Jen write about her relationships like normal people do?

[Anonymous]

Why can’t Jen write about her relationships like normal people do?

I guess she is very black and white about people who matter-she has to present them as superlatives, to impute value in them. It's odd but it trends with her messiah/savior complex.
When she does these tributes, of which I have seen many, I hear Jim Gaffigan's bit on the ASPCA dogs chastising Sarah McLachlan for being a bit over the top. I'm sure Jen's friends and family are not entirely comfortable with them- except for Tyler.

[Anonymous]

Hey DCUM,

I wanted to take a moment to thank you all for your concern and engagement. It's clear that you all have an eye out for me, and I genuinely appreciate the interest. It’s comforting to know that I have such a passionate group of folks keeping tabs on me and my family.

I hope you aren't too jealous of the amazing adventures we get to embark on. Believe me, it's not all rainbows and unicorns over here; we have our fair share of mishaps and mayhem. But you know what? It's all part of the beautiful mess that is life.

It's easy to look from the outside and think the grass is greener, but trust me, our lawn has its share of weeds. We just choose to water it with love, laughter, and a hefty dose of sarcasm.

So, from one human doing their best to a whole community of others, I want to say thank you. Keep up the lively discussions, the spirited debates, and the hilarious commentary. And if you ever need a cup of sugar, a laugh, or a reality check, I'm just a post away.

With a grateful heart and a wink,
I'm not Jen but I tried
Call me injbit

[Anonymous]

Pretty good. I bet we could get AI to do a spot on impression of Jen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pretty good. I bet we could get AI to do a spot on impression of Jen.

This was, in fact, an AI impression of Jen. What did it get wrong?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Hey DCUM,

I wanted to take a moment to thank you all for your concern and engagement. It's clear that you all have an eye out for me, and I genuinely appreciate the interest. It’s comforting to know that I have such a passionate group of folks keeping tabs on me and my family.

I hope you aren't too jealous of the amazing adventures we get to embark on. Believe me, it's not all rainbows and unicorns over here; we have our fair share of mishaps and mayhem. But you know what? It's all part of the beautiful mess that is life.

It's easy to look from the outside and think the grass is greener, but trust me, our lawn has its share of weeds. We just choose to water it with love, laughter, and a hefty dose of sarcasm.

So, from one human doing their best to a whole community of others, I want to say thank you. Keep up the lively discussions, the spirited debates, and the hilarious commentary. And if you ever need a cup of sugar, a laugh, or a reality check, I'm just a post away.

With a grateful heart and a wink,
I'm not Jen but I tried
Call me injbit

Brutiful! We can do hard things!

[Anonymous]

He hasn’t liked or responded and she doesn’t appear to be with him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He hasn’t liked or responded and she doesn’t appear to be with him.

really?? that is just odd

[Anonymous]

She took the opportunity to make a HBD post and turned it into the post she wishes Tyler would write about her and how much he loves her and how awesome their relationship is and what a better pseudo dad he is to her kids than Brandon because he buys them expensive things.