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Add your phrase or sentence to the story. I'll start.
One snowy night, there was a DC urban mom who... |
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| should be sleeping but instead was posting... |
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| walked out in the snow to put the recycling in the blue bin and never came back. |
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| It was one of the worst nights to be out. 10 to 20 inches of snow was expected to cover the area already blanketed with two feet of snow. |
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| and she didn't even have an SUV! |
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| DD1, DD2, DS1, and DH, were all at home, snuggled in their beds. |
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| While she was feeling the wind getting stronger and her nose getting colder. |
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| She stopped dead in her tracks and started dreaming of steaks and blowjobs. It was then that she knew she had to turn back. |
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| So she marched in the snow repeating "Lube, lube, lube, lube..." |
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| As she was trudging back, she passed by two women arguing over a parking space on the street. She heard one of them say, "Why'd you take my space? I spent 3 hours digging it out and had it reserved with my lawn chair. Where's my lawn chair? Now, I'm gonna have to cut you...." |
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| A DCUMer, watching all this unfold, thought to herself, "some people really know how to ruin it." |
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| While the two women argued in the street a couple complained that they had to take care of their own children because the nanny could not make it the next day. They argued whether or not they had to pay her even though it was not her fault it snowed 3 feet. |
Anonymous
| (come on! could we not make this about SNOW?! back onto the sex and blow jobs track, please...) |
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| Soon enough someone realized they forgot something when they went to the store for eggs, milk and TP, a VERY essential item, a... |
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| can of whip cream. |