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| a gigantic rabbit. She was so surprised she... |
Anonymous
| went thump thump thump, up the stairs to the big bedroom where she found some cozy pillows to rest in. She dreamed of ... |
Anonymous
| Ugg boots and how well Overstock.com handles returns, organic vegetables and...... |
Anonymous
(Glad to see I wasn't the only one who watched that episode of Tyra!!) |
Anonymous
| ...her dream about Ugg boots and Overstock suddenly turned into a nightmare when she realized her life was suddenly seeming just like the movie The Shining. Snowed inside with a family and a husband that is starting to act a little funny... |
Anonymous
| and thinking about the Stanley Hotel reminded her that she needed to book their summer vacation to Estes Park. Was it too late? |
zumbamama
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It was too late, but MIL booked it in advance two weeks ago. Two suites with an adjoining door. |
Anonymous
| (Adjoining rooms...This is turning into a frightening tale!) |
Anonymous
Stop commenting commenting poster! Kidding. 
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Anonymous
| Knowing she would be forced to spend an extensive period of time with her Annoying MIL, she promptly went to Target to buy a case of Robitussin. They cashiers began to interrogate her as to the purpose of such a large amount of cough syrup and offered to show her the new Exhilaration brand faux Ugg boots... |
Anonymous
| But right then her husband called her that he just woke up and was horny with a raging hard on. How quickly could she get home? (sorry, guy here, had to get us back on the sex track and off of MIL). |
Anonymous
| She of course rushed home with the syrup and cheap shoes and after a wild 3 and a half minutes with DH, they both fell asleep. She again started to dream. She was traveling down a long dark tunnel that resembled an organic cucumber. At the end of the tunnel standing around a dysfunctional escalator at a Metro stop were Tony Soprano, Big Pussy, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Snoop Dog, Glenn Beck, Stevie Wonder, CarrotTop and a woman with a double wide stroller complaining that she couldn't find the elevator. Somehow they were all connected..... |
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She said, "Honey, lay off the viagra and go make the kids breakfast. It's nearly 11 o'clock and they haven't eaten anything. If I don't buy this cough syrup now, you will really be sorry when we go to Estes Park with your mom. If you finish shoveling the snow and the folding the laundry, just maybe you might get some later."
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Anonymous
"Or at least a BJ if you can figure out how to fold a fitted sheet." |
Anonymous
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