Story Game

[Anonymous]

Once again, there was a knock at the door.

[Anonymous]

Low and behold, it was Michelle Rhee wearing a DC flag as a cape. She said...

[Anonymous]

Adrian said this was the place to be. I came over to...

[Anonymous]

Fix you all mixed drinks and tell you why it's important to leave your kids in DCPS instead of applying to the Big Six (or Seven, whatever).

She bustled into the kitchen, and...

[Anonymous]

Confessed that she was the author of all of the pro-Rhee posts on DCUM. She also confessed that she was the OP of the thread about. . .

[Anonymous]

whether or not the Fed would be shut on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

She swept out of the house and everyone looked expectantly at Zumbamama...

[zumbamama]

who also showed up for the free drinks and cough syrup, as there was none to be found inside the beltway. Michelle had bought up the entire supply of alcohol, in hopes to win the support of all that attended the mommy mixer that Fenty arranged at this DCUM's house.

So Zumbamama said, cheers, everyone. She looked to DCUM, who held up her bottle of cough syrup to toast Zumbamama's mojito.

Word spread through the neighborhood and everyone began showing up for the party on Michelle. First came the SAHM across the street, who was immediately mocked for wearing yoga pants and a North Face vest, but then was given a free drink after she made mention of her country club membership. Next came a WM and her trilingual nanny, who were instantly met with an icy glare from the SAHM. But Zumbamama quickly told them to chill and turned on some music.

Next came...

[Anonymous]

Tony Soprano, Big Pussy, Snoop Dog, Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien, CarrotTop and a few SAHMs, WOHMs, nannies, and dogs. They all realized they were connected in a six degrees of Kevin Bacon kinda way and that they should all stop arguing and judging each other and live and let live and COEXIST! So they all went out for cupcakes but got thrown out of one place because CarrotTop was EBF in public.

[Anonymous]

But they all worked it out through many pages of anonymous postings and everyone lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous]

The end.