
And strawberry flavored lube |
She then realized her lover who is tied up in the basement is allergic to strawberries so she went next door to borrow |
an organic cucumber. |
Then she thought, "Who needs lube when you're as wet as this" and reached between her legs... |
(What is it with you ladies and this fascination with lube? Can't we come up with something hot and scandalous without lube?) |
And she started to feel the wetness in between her legs and tried to see if only one or both her vaginas were wet... |
Only one of them was wet, so she put the other one away for later. |
She then went to the basement and untied her lover from the pole. |
So she goes to the basement to see her lover, who was actually also her... |
And said that since she took out the recycling, it was only fair that he give her a break from the kids for 5 hours tomorrow. |
1:52 here, my bad. Redo.
...who was actually her butcher. (cue steaks and blow jobs!!) |
The butcher then decided not to use a cucumber, because it was too green... |
Bored with the turn of events, the woman asked the butcher to leave, and went upstairs to give her husband the blow job she had been dreaming of giving him all day long! |
When the woman went up stairs she saw her husband there with another woman so she join in. |
After their crazy sexcapade, daylight peered through the frosted window as a heavy knock at the front door echoed throughout the house. The doorbell began to ring incessantly and the dog began to bark, until DS2 finally opened the door. It was...
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