Jeff Bezos and wife are divorcing...

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DCUM hive mind: I'm a recently single and ready to mingle, so tell me what do I have to do to make Jeff forget Lauren Sanchez and come to my National Landing?

A cool Salmon for each of you who provides useful information (that's a $10,000 note, named for Salmon P. Chase's portrait you plebes) once I get my $33 billion.

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Anonymous wrote:Hard to believe the richest man in the world was sexting his big D to his paramour. Yuk!

Why not? Pillow talk is always foolish.

What I don't understand is that why doesn't he get a divorce first? He must be really stupid thinking he can keep his billions AND his affairs as a secret. What an idiot.

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Anonymous wrote:I usually couldn’t care less about celebrity breakups but this just made me so sad and I don’t know why. I feel bad for their kids (17-18 is not a great time for this kind of upheaval and I speak from experience) and I feel bad that he threw away his 25 year marriage for someone who does not seem to have any substance, not that it would make it better.

Their kids will be fine. 25 years with somebody is more than long enough.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m not nuts, name-calling jerk. Such a gross human being, what the hell did I do to you? Nothing.

Looks like Sanchez found this forum!

Leave her along. Bezos' is the owner of his dick, not her.

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Anonymous wrote:They are all twits. McKenzie apparently let her kids use sharp knives at 4 and power tools at 7 or 8 or something like that because she'd rather have resourceful kids with 9 fingers than non-resourceful kids. It's from some speech or Jeff gave. Some idiot is going to take parenting advice from these twits because they are rich and book smart and the poor kid will lose an eyeball and stab her brother.

None of this justifies cheating. I am just saying these twits are book smart and rich, but not a lot of common sense.

You have a small mind and very limited imagination. Please understand that people don't have to live like you do.

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Anonymous wrote:Big mistake - appears to have traded down. Should have at least gone for a younger one. Once again President Trump got it right. “It’s going to be a beauty”.

School has started. Do your homework instead of trolling on a mum forum.

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Anonymous wrote:The bitter misogyny here is something to behold.

I agree, it is stupid to hate the mistress instead of the cheating spouse.

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe but they sure care about silicone and Botox and fillers.

Nothing wrong with those. 20 somethings get those too.

Not any who have brain cells.

I don't do plastic but you sound so old and judging.

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Anonymous wrote:
He's too funny!


https://sputniknews.com/viral/201901141071452031-trump-nickname-jeff-bozo-sexting/

It is like the kettle calling the pot black.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand why Lauren Sanchez is receiving so much ugly hate.

Yes she cheated but SO DID JEFF!!!

HE left his marriage and wife, regardless of how plastic Lauren may or may not be.

For what its worth LS looks great. She is fit, healthy and enjoying life. Its not her fault Jeff fell in lust with her.

Fixed it for you

It is her fault - he is a married man and you don’t proposition said married man in a filthy manner 24/7.
She (and he) is gross.

I am sure he received training on gold diggers like the NBA players. It is his job to watch over his dick.

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Anonymous wrote: It will be big news if the Ambanis split up. Why is this a news? This is part and parcel of the American culture.

Because of the dollar amount involved.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like she would have been pretty if she didn't get all the stuff done to her face. I know a lady that was gorgeous, works for a plastic surgery clinic. At 49 she looks awful. I don't know if it's from injections and fillers or what, but it ends up ageing many women fast. Below a little more history on Wendy according to a ex fiancee.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6594071/Ex-fianc-Jeff-Bezos-mistress-Lauren-Sanchez-claims-cheated-him.html

Sounds about right. I never trust women in their 40's who've been engaged/married to multiple men. Every single one I've known is BSC. Feel sorry for Jeff for falling for it.

Why feel sorry for him? What make you think he is not happy or deserves better ? So weird.

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Anonymous wrote:This thread has 55+ pages!? Y’all are terrible

LOL I know, we are such gossipers. More fun than politics.

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Anonymous wrote:A rich and powerful man had an affair. Haven’t we seen this story play out thousands of times? I don’t understand why everyone keeps talking about it.

It is the divorce settlement people are watching.

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Anonymous wrote:I usually couldn’t care less about celebrity breakups but this just made me so sad and I don’t know why. I feel bad for their kids (17-18 is not a great time for this kind of upheaval and I speak from experience) and I feel bad that he threw away his 25 year marriage for someone who does not seem to have any substance, not that it would make it better.

Their kids will be fine. 25 years with somebody is more than long enough.

It makes me so sad, too. He always seemed like a good family man. I remember reading interviews where he talked about how hot his wife is, and it seemed like he was really trying to be different than his biological father.

I think it also shatters the fantasy all us women have that we *could* possibly marry a billionaire who is also a loving, loyal spouse. Not that any of us actually would, but knowing that it's possible for at least one woman makes the fantasy seem somewhat obtainable. I guess on the plus side, now I know I could potentially steal away a billionaire.