Jeff Bezos and wife are divorcing...

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Anonymous wrote:What is a period of "loving exploration"?

Well you see, Timmy, you've reached that age when your body is changing and certain parts have a mind of their own. It's okay to touch those parts and lovingly explore them...

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Anonymous wrote:I always thought to myself if I had 500 million dollars (a very conservative CASH estimate of his monies) I wouldn't mind one bit if it was 250 million instead. At a certain point half of what you have is still an extreme excess of monies.

My uncle who has probably a net worth of 200 million says this. He says basically once you have around 20 million, any excess doesn't really affect or better your life.

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Sad, I always liked Bezos, but lately he's been looking like a real d-bag. And amazon sucks these days.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know how to post pics, but look at her back in the day, so different.

https://www.marriage.com/blog/celebrities/worlds-wealthiest-couple-jeff-mackenzie-bezos/

He has changed much more.

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I'm assuming he wants to date 20 year olds now

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm assuming he wants to date 20 year olds now

Or men. Who knows?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm assuming he wants to date 20 year olds now

I am assuming she does too

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I would make the sacrifice and date Bezos. Someone has to, right?

#AFedsGottaDoWhatAFedsGottaDo

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm assuming he wants to date 20 year olds now

I am assuming she does too

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Isn’t she the one posters always applaud on here for driving a minivan?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm assuming he wants to date 20 year olds now

I am assuming she does too

She’s way out of his league. Now she can have Bezos’ money and hook up with more attractive men. Win win!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't know how to post pics, but look at her back in the day, so different.

https://www.marriage.com/blog/celebrities/worlds-wealthiest-couple-jeff-mackenzie-bezos/

He has changed much more.

She grew her hair and he lost his hair. But she looks thinner and perhaps a little more polished. Not sure if it’s due to plastic surgery or a benefit of having loads and loads of money.

He just looks really shiny all the time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Alexa, download Tinder"

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/09/jeff-bezos-and-wife-mackenzie-are-divorcing-.html

https://twitter.com/JeffBezos/status/1083004911380393985/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1083004911380393985&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnbc.com%2F2019%2F01%2F09%2Fjeff-bezos-and-wife-mackenzie-are-divorcing-.html

Probably same reason as described in most of the posts on DCUM

She stops having sex. Body image issues or maybe he doesn’t do the house work

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm assuming he wants to date 20 year olds now

I am assuming she does too

She’s way out of his league. Now she can have Bezos’ money and hook up with more attractive men. Win win!

If I could get that I would trade in my wife also

[Anonymous]

He deserves better younger