Husbands 30th Birthday

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband will be 30 in 3 weeks and I’m trying to figure out a good gift. I’m throwing a *small* surprise party (by small I mean 6 of our closest friends are going to come over for dinner and a fire in our backyard so don’t come for me ). But I’m struggling with a good gift idea for his big 3-0. He loves whiskey, fishing, going to the shooting range when he has time, beef jerky, etc. I mean...typical guy stuff. Anyone have any good ideas?

Maybe you should just go around murdering elderly people.

SO selfish

SO horrible

You should be ASHAMED!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pretty much every man wants the same thing on his 30 birthdays. But most women won’t do that.

I’m generally curious....

Stretching the chocolate starfish.

+1

~ guy who gets this amazing gift every birthday, Valentine’s Day, and on our anniversary

Lucky guy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband will be 30 in 3 weeks and I’m trying to figure out a good gift. I’m throwing a *small* surprise party (by small I mean 6 of our closest friends are going to come over for dinner and a fire in our backyard so don’t come for me ). But I’m struggling with a good gift idea for his big 3-0. He loves whiskey, fishing, going to the shooting range when he has time, beef jerky, etc. I mean...typical guy stuff. Anyone have any good ideas?

Maybe you should just go around murdering elderly people.

SO selfish

SO horrible

You should be ASHAMED!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA okkkkkk

[Anonymous]

OP, you should have worded it like this if you wanted advice:

We have scheduled a protest with 5,0000 of our closest friends for my husband's 30th and I'd like to surprise him with a gift as well.

[Anonymous]

Threesome. Duh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you should have worded it like this if you wanted advice:

We have scheduled a protest with 5,0000 of our closest friends for my husband's 30th and I'd like to surprise him with a gift as well.

And don’t worry were white so you can bring your guns, leave your mask at home.

[Anonymous]

OP here: I seriously can’t believe some of you are still carrying on for pages now. It’s embarrassing. As I stated a page or two ago, I’ve decided on his gifts so I am all set! If you’d like to keep carrying on and complaining about someone having 6 friends over, feel free to do so and keep embarrassing yourselves.

Thank you to all the people who gave me good advice!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here: I seriously can’t believe some of you are still carrying on for pages now. It’s embarrassing. As I stated a page or two ago, I’ve decided on his gifts so I am all set! If you’d like to keep carrying on and complaining about someone having 6 friends over, feel free to do so and keep embarrassing yourselves.

Thank you to all the people who gave me good advice!

Enjoy your fun little party OP.

I don't know how you can sleep at night

[Anonymous]

All of the people scolding OP over the internet would never have the courage to come over to Riverdale and say a peep to the dozens of families cooking out at the park while the men play 11-on-11 soccer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here: I seriously can’t believe some of you are still carrying on for pages now. It’s embarrassing. As I stated a page or two ago, I’ve decided on his gifts so I am all set! If you’d like to keep carrying on and complaining about someone having 6 friends over, feel free to do so and keep embarrassing yourselves.

Thank you to all the people who gave me good advice!

Enjoy your fun little party OP.

I don't know how you can sleep at night

Op here: I will address this one last time because clearly some of you are just stupid.

1) it is SIX people that we are having over.
2) it is a small backyard thing. Drinks, food, fire pit
3) we don’t live in DC.
4) the state we live in allows outside parties of up to 50 people. We are having SIX people.
5) I did not ask your opinion on me having 6 friends over for a small party to celebrate my husbands birthday

Do you get it now? It is S I X friends! I am not throwing a 200 people party at my house. I am LEGALLY allowed to have up to 50 people but I am just having 6. We are all late 20s, early 30s so I’m not having elderly people over and killing them like someone above said. So please just STFU because I truly don’t care if you have an issue with this. You aren’t coming to it so move the hell along. Thanks!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here: I seriously can’t believe some of you are still carrying on for pages now. It’s embarrassing. As I stated a page or two ago, I’ve decided on his gifts so I am all set! If you’d like to keep carrying on and complaining about someone having 6 friends over, feel free to do so and keep embarrassing yourselves.

Thank you to all the people who gave me good advice!

Enjoy your fun little party OP.

I don't know how you can sleep at night

Op here: I will address this one last time because clearly some of you are just stupid.

1) it is SIX people that we are having over.
2) it is a small backyard thing. Drinks, food, fire pit
3) we don’t live in DC.
4) the state we live in allows outside parties of up to 50 people. We are having SIX people.
5) I did not ask your opinion on me having 6 friends over for a small party to celebrate my husbands birthday

Do you get it now? It is S I X friends! I am not throwing a 200 people party at my house. I am LEGALLY allowed to have up to 50 people but I am just having 6. We are all late 20s, early 30s so I’m not having elderly people over and killing them like someone above said. So please just STFU because I truly don’t care if you have an issue with this. You aren’t coming to it so move the hell along. Thanks!

1) OP: how many husbands are you talking about? You keep saying “husbands birthday”;
2) OP: If you really wanted the thread to stay on topic, don’t provide irrelevant details;
3) OP: If you really wanted the thread to die out, you’d stop reviving the thread!
4) You sound exhausting. Hopefully it’s just the pregnancy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here: I seriously can’t believe some of you are still carrying on for pages now. It’s embarrassing. As I stated a page or two ago, I’ve decided on his gifts so I am all set! If you’d like to keep carrying on and complaining about someone having 6 friends over, feel free to do so and keep embarrassing yourselves.

Thank you to all the people who gave me good advice!

Enjoy your fun little party OP.

I don't know how you can sleep at night

Op here: I will address this one last time because clearly some of you are just stupid.

1) it is SIX people that we are having over.
2) it is a small backyard thing. Drinks, food, fire pit
3) we don’t live in DC.
4) the state we live in allows outside parties of up to 50 people. We are having SIX people.
5) I did not ask your opinion on me having 6 friends over for a small party to celebrate my husbands birthday

Do you get it now? It is S I X friends! I am not throwing a 200 people party at my house. I am LEGALLY allowed to have up to 50 people but I am just having 6. We are all late 20s, early 30s so I’m not having elderly people over and killing them like someone above said. So please just STFU because I truly don’t care if you have an issue with this. You aren’t coming to it so move the hell along. Thanks!

1) it is SIX people that we are having over. - SIX people, all of which COULD HAVE COVID. Then you get with the cake knife sharing, and the talking and BOOM. SUPER SPREADER EVENT!!!
2) it is a small backyard thing. Drinks, food, fire pit - Ah, so after you are close together sharing the food, drinks you will sit even closer together to TALK around the fire pit.
3) we don’t live in DC. - Duh, we know. You already said you were both MAGA.
4) the state we live in allows outside parties of up to 50 people. We are having SIX people. - Let me guess, Republican Governor??
5) I did not ask your opinion on me having 6 friends over for a small party to celebrate my husbands birthday - Yes you did, and not that you are hearing the truth you are fighting back. Typical MAGA Trump Troll

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband will be 30 in 3 weeks and I’m trying to figure out a good gift. I’m throwing a *small* surprise party (by small I mean 6 of our closest friends are going to come over for dinner and a fire in our backyard so don’t come for me ). But I’m struggling with a good gift idea for his big 3-0. He loves whiskey, fishing, going to the shooting range when he has time, beef jerky, etc. I mean...typical guy stuff. Anyone have any good ideas?

Op how long have you been married? I don’t know a single person who got married before 32. Call me crazy but 30 is really young to be husband and wife

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband will be 30 in 3 weeks and I’m trying to figure out a good gift. I’m throwing a *small* surprise party (by small I mean 6 of our closest friends are going to come over for dinner and a fire in our backyard so don’t come for me ). But I’m struggling with a good gift idea for his big 3-0. He loves whiskey, fishing, going to the shooting range when he has time, beef jerky, etc. I mean...typical guy stuff. Anyone have any good ideas?

Maybe you should just go around murdering elderly people.

SO selfish

SO horrible

You should be ASHAMED!!!!

this is satire, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here: I seriously can’t believe some of you are still carrying on for pages now. It’s embarrassing. As I stated a page or two ago, I’ve decided on his gifts so I am all set! If you’d like to keep carrying on and complaining about someone having 6 friends over, feel free to do so and keep embarrassing yourselves.

Thank you to all the people who gave me good advice!

Enjoy your fun little party OP.

I don't know how you can sleep at night

Op here: I will address this one last time because clearly some of you are just stupid.

1) it is SIX people that we are having over.
2) it is a small backyard thing. Drinks, food, fire pit
3) we don’t live in DC.
4) the state we live in allows outside parties of up to 50 people. We are having SIX people.
5) I did not ask your opinion on me having 6 friends over for a small party to celebrate my husbands birthday

Do you get it now? It is S I X friends! I am not throwing a 200 people party at my house. I am LEGALLY allowed to have up to 50 people but I am just having 6. We are all late 20s, early 30s so I’m not having elderly people over and killing them like someone above said. So please just STFU because I truly don’t care if you have an issue with this. You aren’t coming to it so move the hell along. Thanks!

1) OP: how many husbands are you talking about? You keep saying “husbands birthday”;
2) OP: If you really wanted the thread to stay on topic, don’t provide irrelevant details;
3) OP: If you really wanted the thread to die out, you’d stop reviving the thread!
4) You sound exhausting. Hopefully it’s just the pregnancy.

So exhausting.