Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns

[Anonymous]

Have you guys never actually witnessed a laser tag party before? Most of the kids are all sweaty and crazed and hyped up and really do not each much at all. They drink a lot, laugh at each other, look at their phones, have a slice of pizza or two (or maybe 3 in the rare case), eat some chips, and eat a slice or two of cake. The host is almost always offering the kids more pizza, offering the adults pizza, and generally trying to foist off the extra boxes to someone because they don't want to lug all of the leftovers home. I have 3 boys ranging in ages from 11 to 18, so I have been to many, many, many of these parties.

The timing is waaaaay different than having some teenagers over to your house where they can eat for hours and do so.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Give us the real update- how many pizzas did you order? Did you stick with 4 and a bag of chips or take our advice and order 10?

Thank you, Costco Pizza Lady. You have been entertaining all weekend. This one about the gift made my Sunday night.

She said she ordered 4 pizzas and had TWO WHOLE PIZZAS left over. Two costco pizzas for 13 tweens/teens. Maybe she got ones with everything on them? I just can't imagine.

So basically each boy ate 1 piece of pizza and three of the boys ate 2 pieces, and the parents ate none. Hard to believe that most of the kids did not eat 2 pieces at dinnertime.