Please Do Not Buy Other People’s Kids Guns

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The real danger here is the caloric intake of Costco pizza. That alone will kill kids before a nerf gun...or real gun.

LOL!!!

[Anonymous]

Wait. Is it seriously true that OP had the birthday party at a laser tag place but is griping about getting Nerf guns? That seems like close to the definition of crazy to me. I didn't read the other thread. Is OP crazy?

[Anonymous]

We don't know. She's avoiding the thread -- probably in a corner smacking her forehead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait. Is it seriously true that OP had the birthday party at a laser tag place but is griping about getting Nerf guns? That seems like close to the definition of crazy to me. I didn't read the other thread. Is OP crazy?

Yes, OP had a laser tag party.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/845607.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wait. Is it seriously true that OP had the birthday party at a laser tag place but is griping about getting Nerf guns? That seems like close to the definition of crazy to me. I didn't read the other thread. Is OP crazy?

Yes, OP had a laser tag party.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/845607.page

OMG.

I would have thought that people holding a laser tag party wanted toy guns in keeping with the theme. I don't normally buy Nerf guns, but will do it when people hold gun-themed parties like laser tag.

OP must be insane. No other explanation.

[Anonymous]

Ugh, I fell for it.

I thought this was going to be dramatic - like some psycho relative bought OP's DC a real gun as a gift.

[Anonymous]

Disappointed. Not a gun. It's an actual toy. I thought this was going to be good.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is kind of the equivalent of having a vegan birthday party at a Brazilian Steakhouse.

Not quite. It's being vegan but holding a steak birthday at the Brazilian Steakhouse, and feeding everyone steaks, and presumably hoping everyone enjoys the meal. But then being outraged, I say, outraged! when someone gifts the birthday boy with Omaha steaks, or a gift certificate to that same steakhouse, because how. dare. you. ma'am, meat is filthy and shall never touch my child's innocent lips, so help me, god.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is kind of the equivalent of having a vegan birthday party at a Brazilian Steakhouse.

Not quite. It's being vegan but holding a steak birthday at the Brazilian Steakhouse, and feeding everyone steaks, and presumably hoping everyone enjoys the meal. But then being outraged, I say, outraged! when someone gifts the birthday boy with Omaha steaks, or a gift certificate to that same steakhouse, because how. dare. you. ma'am, meat is filthy and shall never touch my child's innocent lips, so help me, god.

Spot on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It would infuriate me too. Trashy, thoughtless and very annoying.

That person would never get another invitation.

Would you host a laser tag party ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is kind of the equivalent of having a vegan birthday party at a Brazilian Steakhouse.

Not quite. It's being vegan but holding a steak birthday at the Brazilian Steakhouse, and feeding everyone steaks, and presumably hoping everyone enjoys the meal. But then being outraged, I say, outraged! when someone gifts the birthday boy with Omaha steaks, or a gift certificate to that same steakhouse, because how. dare. you. ma'am, meat is filthy and shall never touch my child's innocent lips, so help me, god.

Fair enough And now I really want a steak.

[Anonymous]

Wait... I thought this was about not buying used guns from other people's kids. So confused.

[Anonymous]

This has to be a troll post, because nobody is this dense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would interpret a laser tag birthday party as permission to receive a nerf gun as a gift.

If you're opposed to playing with you guns, then how does the laser tag party work?

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[Anonymous]

Give us the real update- how many pizzas did you order? Did you stick with 4 and a bag of chips or take our advice and order 10?

Thank you, Costco Pizza Lady. You have been entertaining all weekend. This one about the gift made my Sunday night.