Office restrooms

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I get paid to manage a staff of truly talented people.

I am not paid to clean toilets. That's the cleaning ladies job.

I will not touch the seat so I hover. I was warned not to flush the wet wipes. I place them to the side on the floor for pickup.

They don't have a receptacle for pads and such in the stalls?????

Those "cleaning ladies" despise you and talk about you after work.

Do you really think I care if some Guatemalan janitor gossips about me?

+1. What do I care what they say/think.

Because some of us are the children of those people who had to clean up after dirty white folk. We grow up hearing the stories that our parents told us. Then we grow up become educated and resent white people. We end up being your coworkers, your neighbors and we will view you as dirty pigs. Thanks for affirming why I don’t like white people.

Then you should probably emigrate back to wherever your parents or grandparents came from if you hate white people that much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This morning I left a massive bowl-buster in the office restroom. Note that not a drop was on or around or near. It was all “in.”

It is possible to leave Mt. Everest and still be tidy.

Why are you so proud of this? Did you take a pic? Strange.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are three stalls in our office restroom. I went this afternoon and found the remnants of someone’s massive diahrrea all over the seat in one, one stall full of pee all over the seat and floor, and fecal matter/smudges in the last stall. Needless to say I hightailed it outta there and went to another floor. I feel bad for the cleaning lady who had to clean all that

Who do you work with? Are they old people? Millennials? All races?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This morning I left a massive bowl-buster in the office restroom. Note that not a drop was on or around or near. It was all “in.”

It is possible to leave Mt. Everest and still be tidy.

Why are you so proud of this? Did you take a pic? Strange.

No pic, but I’m proud of all the things I do.

[Anonymous]

If you're so bothered by messes in the public restroom, maybe you should CLEAN up stuff instead of avoiding it!

See wet wipes on the ground? Pick them up and throw out.

See fecal matter on bowl or floor? Keep a sponge and spray on hand for a quick wipe up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you're so bothered by messes in the public restroom, maybe you should CLEAN up stuff instead of avoiding it!

See wet wipes on the ground? Pick them up and throw out.

See fecal matter on bowl or floor? Keep a sponge and spray on hand for a quick wipe up.

Sorry, I’m not the cleaning lady. I’m not cleaning fecal matter from anywhere. That’s their job.

[Anonymous]

Not really an office, but I was in Tyson's Galleria the other day and the 'nice' bathrooms were filthy. Pee, poop, even blood on the toilet, seat, and floor in MULTIPLE stalls. Disgusting. I thought this was an upscale mall.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not really an office, but I was in Tyson's Galleria the other day and the 'nice' bathrooms were filthy. Pee, poop, even blood on the toilet, seat, and floor in MULTIPLE stalls. Disgusting. I thought this was an upscale mall.

Upscale shoppers have to crap too. And leave it for the “help” to clean up.

[Anonymous]

Most offices have the office s****er—the male who spends a third of his day on the crapper reading The Post, page by page. (They leave the paper behind.)

[Anonymous]

Don't forget the person who has the audacity to talk on the phone as they grunt over the toilet.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Some Indians stand on the toilet when pooping for some reason, so that makes a mess. There was a sign in the men’s room in one place with a drawing of an exed-out drawing of a guy standing/squatting on the toilet because of the problem you mention.

Seriously? Indians do that? That is soooo gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't forget the person who has the audacity to talk on the phone as they grunt over the toilet.

don't get me started. Some poor uneducated soul was facetiming in the gym bathroom. Wtf!! We almost came to blows

[Anonymous]

I may never sit on a public toilet again after reading these posts.... ewwww. Fortunately I haven't seen poop on seats or the floor of restrooms. Usually it's sitting in the bowl but for some crazy reason, not flushed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't forget the person who has the audacity to talk on the phone as they grunt over the toilet.

Who stays on the phone when the person you’re talking to is FaceTiming you while hovering on the toilet? So gross. No wonder they poop all over the seat

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not really an office, but I was in Tyson's Galleria the other day and the 'nice' bathrooms were filthy. Pee, poop, even blood on the toilet, seat, and floor in MULTIPLE stalls. Disgusting. I thought this was an upscale mall.

Upscale shoppers have to crap too. And leave it for the “help” to clean up.

Well it IS there job. I don’t leave poo on the floor, but I do hover. I don’t leave smudges though